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In celebration of Gaga's new and critically acclaimed documentary, I thought I'd give you all a sense of how big -- or small -- five feet two inches (62 inches) actually is.

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Christina Aguilera

The "Lotus" songstress and Oreo spokeswoman measures up at exactly 5 feet two inches, according to countless online sources.

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Kourtney Kardashian wearing 2 inch heels

The 5 foot tall, third-favorite Kardashian sister would stand eye-to-eye with Stefani if she put on a pair of these sensible pumps.

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Hillary Clinton crouching under a 5'2" door frame

Former presidential candidate and living proof that talent doesn't always win would be identical in size to the Queen of Music under these specific but very plausible circumstances.

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This TV Stand

If Gaga were to lay down beside this Plateau Newport 62 Inch Corner TV Stand from Walmart, they would be exactly the same size. This stand is big on modern style with a space-saving corner design, cabinets made of black oak wood veneers, and 4 doors with interchangeable glass. Get yours now for only $879.99.

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12.65 copies of MDNA stacked on top of each other

This was also the first week sales figure for the album.

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This jump

Joining the list of the many things that have gone right over Gaga's head (Telephone Part II, promo for The Cure, etc.) is the man in this video.

The 62 inch pizza at Big Lou's Pizza

Big Lou's Pizza in San Antonio, Texas serves up a pie truly fit for an Italian girl from NYC. 

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If Gaga ever needs a place to sleep for the night, she can rest easy on this 5 feet 2 inch bed of pepperoni and mozzarella without worrying about her toes going over the crust.

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The maximum waist size of a hernia support belt

If Gaga contorted her body like this

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she could theoretically fit inside the waist of this chic hernia must-have, available on Amazon.com

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Beyonce's "6 Inch" Played 10.3 Times on Repeat 

Goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her Witness

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The world's largest biceps

In 2012, Egyptian bodybuilder Moustafa Ismail's 31-inch biceps were named the biggest in the world by Guinness World Record. If you were to add the circumference of both his arms (31 + 31), it would be the same size as the Muscle Top Queen herself.

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Three and a half times the Chainsmokers' combined penis length

The EDM chart toppers and Class-A Douche Bags once boasted in an interview for Billboard Magazine that their penises were "17.34 inches combined...tip to tip."

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If we assume that this length can be divided equally between the two, it would take four of one of them and three of the other (with their penises laid end to end) to equal Gaga's height.

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+ talent, beauty, and basic human decency

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...aaand my high school math teacher rolls in his grave

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Gia Gunn
4 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

12.65 copies of MDNA stacked on top of each other

This was also the first week sales figure for the album.

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B I C T H!!!! I'm so glad y'all back :air: 

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The documentary always reminds me of how small Gaga is

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𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕖, 𝕡𝕠𝕡 𝕒 𝟡𝟙𝟙
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Yo GagaGaga
17 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

This Jump

Joining the list of the many things that have gone right over Gaga's head (Telephone Part II, promo for The Cure, etc.) is the man in this video.

 

 

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28 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

This TV Stand

If Gaga were to lay down beside this Plateau Newport 62 Inch Corner TV Stand from Walmart, they would be exactly the same size. This stand is big on modern style with a space-saving corner design, cabinets made of black oak wood veneers, and 4 doors with interchangeable glass. Get yours now for only $879.99.

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Thread Sponsored by Walmart:trollga:

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Oriane
34 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

The 5 foot tall, third-favorite Kardashian sister would stand eye-to-eye with Stefani if she put on a pair of these sensible pumps.

That wouldn't happen because she always has these

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You popped my heart seams, all my bubble dreams
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littlepotter
44 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

The 5 foot tall, third-favorite Kardashian sister

oh god you :air:

chaeri pls
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