PunkTheFunk 123,755 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 In celebration of Gaga's new and critically acclaimed documentary, I thought I'd give you all a sense of how big -- or small -- five feet two inches (62 inches) actually is. Christina Aguilera The "Lotus" songstress and Oreo spokeswoman measures up at exactly 5 feet two inches, according to countless online sources. Kourtney Kardashian wearing 2 inch heels The 5 foot tall, third-favorite Kardashian sister would stand eye-to-eye with Stefani if she put on a pair of these sensible pumps. Hillary Clinton crouching under a 5'2" door frame Former presidential candidate and living proof that talent doesn't always win would be identical in size to the Queen of Music under these specific but very plausible circumstances. This TV Stand If Gaga were to lay down beside this Plateau Newport 62 Inch Corner TV Stand from Walmart, they would be exactly the same size. This stand is big on modern style with a space-saving corner design, cabinets made of black oak wood veneers, and 4 doors with interchangeable glass. Get yours now for only $879.99. 12.65 copies of MDNA stacked on top of each other This was also the first week sales figure for the album. This jump Joining the list of the many things that have gone right over Gaga's head (Telephone Part II, promo for The Cure, etc.) is the man in this video. The 62 inch pizza at Big Lou's Pizza Big Lou's Pizza in San Antonio, Texas serves up a pie truly fit for an Italian girl from NYC. If Gaga ever needs a place to sleep for the night, she can rest easy on this 5 feet 2 inch bed of pepperoni and mozzarella without worrying about her toes going over the crust. The maximum waist size of a hernia support belt If Gaga contorted her body like this she could theoretically fit inside the waist of this chic hernia must-have, available on Amazon.com Beyonce's "6 Inch" Played 10.3 Times on Repeat Goddamn, she murdered everybody and I was her Witness The world's largest biceps In 2012, Egyptian bodybuilder Moustafa Ismail's 31-inch biceps were named the biggest in the world by Guinness World Record. If you were to add the circumference of both his arms (31 + 31), it would be the same size as the Muscle Top Queen herself. Three and a half times the Chainsmokers' combined penis length The EDM chart toppers and Class-A Douche Bags once boasted in an interview for Billboard Magazine that their penises were "17.34 inches combined...tip to tip." If we assume that this length can be divided equally between the two, it would take four of one of them and three of the other (with their penises laid end to end) to equal Gaga's height. + + talent, beauty, and basic human decency = ...aaand my high school math teacher rolls in his grave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gia Gunn 7,265 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: 12.65 copies of MDNA stacked on top of each other This was also the first week sales figure for the album. B I C T H!!!! I'm so glad y'all back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClariceStarling 1,020 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 And my d-ck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
getto 1,552 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 This thread is well thought out and brought the documentary to a whole new perspective. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterish 5,520 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Iconic thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HML22 26 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 lmao the pizza Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
911 16,703 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 The documentary always reminds me of how small Gaga is 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕞𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕖, 𝕡𝕠𝕡 𝕒 𝟡𝟙𝟙 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yo GagaGaga 6,541 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: This Jump Joining the list of the many things that have gone right over Gaga's head (Telephone Part II, promo for The Cure, etc.) is the man in this video. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoof 21,600 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 when PunkTheFunk make a thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafr88 1,614 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 28 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: This TV Stand If Gaga were to lay down beside this Plateau Newport 62 Inch Corner TV Stand from Walmart, they would be exactly the same size. This stand is big on modern style with a space-saving corner design, cabinets made of black oak wood veneers, and 4 doors with interchangeable glass. Get yours now for only $879.99. Thread Sponsored by Walmart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aga Gydal 3,158 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 This is the best thread I've seen here. Thank you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oriane 19,935 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 34 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: The 5 foot tall, third-favorite Kardashian sister would stand eye-to-eye with Stefani if she put on a pair of these sensible pumps. That wouldn't happen because she always has these You popped my heart seams, all my bubble dreams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blahwhatever22 8,091 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Your threads always manage to give me life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 74,576 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: The 5 foot tall, third-favorite Kardashian sister oh god you chaeri pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miel 15,009 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 This thread is gonna give Gaga an Emmy. 3 points in and ready for more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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