One small thing that ruins a song for you

[boobtank 9,090]

2 minutes ago, HOTNGaga said:

I hate how she sang the "do do dee do do"s in JW at the Dive Bar, now I can't listen without remembering. 

 

omg i thought i was the only one 

[littlepotter 75,142]

16 minutes ago, Red said:

I love Sinner's Prayer but that "I wish I had the faith but I don't know" line IS SO LAZY OMG GAGA DID YOU HAVE A BRAIN FART OR SOMETHING

Oh my god it doesnt ruin it for me but yeah that makes me facepalm, it's like she literally does not know how to complete those lyrics

[Bio 23,538]

I love Come To Mamma, the message is cute and all, but the lyrics are cringy as ****. Seems like it was written by a kid who doesn't understand how life works. We NEED to fight for our ideals.

[littlepotter 75,142]

19 minutes ago, Bio said:

I love Come To Mamma, the message is cute and all, but the lyrics are cringy as ****. Seems like it was written by a kid who doesn't understand how life works. We NEED to fight for our ideals.

[StrawberryBlond 14,862]

The bit in MJH where she goes "Russian hookers and cheap gin," because I think it glorifies the sex trade (and I sincerely hope she never used hookers) and "When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth, the grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout." Yeah, not much explanation for that one. A lot of people don't like the "I am rich as piss" line but I don't mind it, it's the other stuff. At least it isn't in a chorus, though, because if it were it would affect my enjoyment a lot more.

And yeah, I think we'd all agree on the "love it when you call me Legs, in the morning, buy me eggs" line. It's the one most frequently brought up when we discuss her bad lyrics.

[Glamourpuss 29,062]

I know you asked for one small thing but this has turned into a bit of a rant because I forgot what the topic was half way. 

The whole of Eh Eh. "All I can say is eh eh" 

I feel like the whole of Million Reasons is so totally uninspired. The worn out leather line sounds like a cheap trick to sound unique to replace the cliché "stormy weather" line that a lot of artists over use. She posted on Instagram recently and said "can't you give me what I'm needing?" and I was like shouldn't it be can? because with the word can't she's telling him not to give her what she's needing. 

I don't like the "dat do de do" lyric in John Wayne. I love that part in the song but it should have remained an unfinished song until she came up with a better lyric. The same goes for Bloody Mary and the "dum dum da de da" bit. I hate the "rum pum pum pum" lyric in The Queen too. 

I don't like how she shouts some parts in Diamond Heart and doesn't enunciate the words clearly enough. 

I feel bad because it looks like I'm ripping Gaga to shreds but I just hate lazy song writing.  

 

[ReidOne 12,427]

4 hours ago, Slayer said:

Are there any small moments in any of Gaga's songs that ruin the whole song for you (or just make you like it less)?

For me, I like Million Reasons but I HATE the lyric "It's like that I've stopped breathing but completely aware." I know Gaga isn't known for her great grammar, but this is just ridiculous. The word "that" is totally unnecessary and "I've stopped breathing but completely aware" is just ugh. I guess that bit's not so bad, but it completely takes me out of the song. 

I also have to block out the "ear condom" lyric in Judas for obvious reasons. It doesn't ruin the song for me because the rest of it is so amazing, but I honestly don't know what she was thinking with that atrocious phrase.

Also, though it doesn't ruin the song for me, I don't like the mixing of Heavy Metal Lover and I hate how you have to turn up the volume on this song when you listen to the album as a whole. Same thing happens with Perfect Illusion. She really needs to invest in a better mixing guy. (Or is it mastering?)

Sorry for a negative thread, I just had to express how much I hate that Million Reasons line and find out if anyone agrees. 

Agree with every single one of these!! And have thought about all of them before on my own!!

[Torsoface 3,262]

This one

 

[Glamourpuss 29,062]

1 minute ago, Torsoface said:

This one

 

Why? 

[donutellha 13,819]

In Government Hooker, in the beginning on the last government hooker, the effect gets so heavy and tinny to the point where it hurts your ears

[Torsoface 3,262]

Just now, Glamourpuss said:

Why? 

The volume jumps up in between 2 and 3 seconds in that snippet

[Glamourpuss 29,062]

1 minute ago, Torsoface said:

The volume jumps up in between 2 and 3 seconds in that snippet

Oh yeah, so it does! 

I hope I can unhear it when I listen to the song. 

[Torsoface 3,262]

Just now, Glamourpuss said:

Oh yeah, so it does! 

I hope I can unhear it when I listen to the song. 

Spoiler:

Spoiler

You can't  

 

[The Fame 4,192]

'music not the bling' is kinda cringey to me. It doesn't ruin the song, but it pulls me out of it for a second. 

Also, 'love me love me please retweet' is also really cringey with that 'retweet' line. I don't like when people are singing about computers and text messages and the like. It's so tacky. 

[Luke78619 23,328]

"Ladies and gentlemen Brian Newman" makes me cringe so much I collapse into myself