VANTABLACK 7,793 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, iCpro said: The show opens with just Gaga standing on stage, wearing nothing but a white T-shirt with the words 'Power for p***y' written on it. DWUW then starts playing as a flute rises out from the stage on a pedestal. At the breakdown of DWUW Gaga takes the flute and inserts it in her p***y and queefs the rest of the song. The song then transitions to TIHTY and Gaga pushes the flute all the way inside her, sits down on the edge of the stage and sings TIHTY while fingering herself and pulling the flute back out. The show then ends with a 30 second rendition of swine played by a flute queef choir as Gaga slowly disembowels herself. Omfg SAVAGE . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychedelic 1,098 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 She covers a country version of Express Yourself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoxo Adriana 15,040 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Gaga attempts a Jazz version of Just Dance and Government Hooker, then Britney Spears enters the stage and they both sing a duet 'Slumber Party', during the song Madonna enters half naked and sings to it too, then both gaga and brit exit the stage and we are left with Madge singing an acapella of 'Bitch Im Madonna' while she's still half naked Then Tony Bennett enters the stage while Madonna exits, he is wearing a seashell bikini and garden panty. He sings his a line from Mary Jane Holland in a jazz version, then the dancers enter to dance and Tony sings the pop version. Madonna then enters again to create a fake feud with Gaga on stage like they did way back on snl. Gaga slaps Madonna in the p***y and she leaves the stage crying. We are then left with a proud Gaga and she ends the song with a finale of 'Gypsy' and 'Million Reasons' merged together. Theres a Gaga tribute idea she can use in 10 years time when she's thinking of pulling a billboard britney performance, your welcome stefani Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareGa 418 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, London GUY said: Hello, my name is Joanne and this is my hoouusssseeeee, Jewels N' Drugs country version starts with TI Too Short and Twista replaced by Colby O'Donis Tony Bennett and Perez Hilton. When that's over she sings papa don't preach then sings Touch of my hand by Britney gets a foam finger and starts probing Tony, before Asia comes on stage riding Arabella to Highway Unicorn (Folk version) and then she sings TIHTY EDM remix to a photo of Taylor Kinney Youre the best Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbucks 4,204 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Just imagine all of this come true Your everyday cups of kindness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabirartfling 9,063 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Gaga opens the show wearing a white square head peice and sings a self written poem and then starts walking to the center stage with a long white kimono style dress singing applause! On arrival to the center stage..she gets out of the white dress into a black body suit and a wig cap all while sounding absolutely out of sink while singing live, then she twirls a little and suddenly the backing dancers bring her famega wig and she wears a bedazzling costume and gives a free hand choreo, the performance goes on while she still sounds terrible live, then in the last 30 secounds gaga appears back on stage in nothing but a sea shell bikini and a thong and her brown dirty weave gets stuck in her plastic bra while she tries to recreate the famous ARTPOP hand sign. Give your love to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKindnessKunt1999 6,183 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Gaga's sitting on a toilet singing a country-jazz smash up of Just Dance and a spoken word poem called "3verybodie Sh!ts" symbolizing her growth since "The Fame" while wearing a diaper and soiling it. Then a trip-hop version of "Bad Romance" ft Bjork and Yolandi Vissser starts playing, all three of them start dancing while chanting "BJORKGAGALANDI" and Tony Bennett pops out wearing Madonna as a speedo. He starts twerking, while Madonna scream sings her hit song "Bitch I'm Madonna". Gaga's left alone on stage and she starts singing a remix of "Heavy Metal Lover" and "Til it Happens to You" and R. Kelly and Uma Kompton fly down the sealing on a life sized butterfly singing with Gaga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Himeros26 1,688 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 42 minutes ago, kabirartfling said: Gaga opens the show wearing a white square head peice and sings a self written poem and then starts walking to the center stage with a long white kimono style dress singing applause! On arrival to the center stage..she gets out of the white dress into a black body suit and a wig cap all while sounding absolutely out of sink while singing live, then she twirls a little and suddenly the backing dancers bring her famega wig and she wears a bedazzling costume and gives a free hand choreo, the performance goes on while she still sounds terrible live, then in the last 30 secounds gaga appears back on stage in nothing but a sea shell bikini and a thong and her brown dirty weave gets stuck in her plastic bra while she tries to recreate the famous ARTPOP hand sign. ok ma'am ALL THE SHADE AT HER VOCALS the only bad part was the run that she attempted at the end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy 5,306 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Kanye sabotages the performance of an Opera version of A-Yo to start his 2020 presidential campaign. Joanne freaked out and Kim somehow found a footage of Fame Kills Tour meetings and exposed Joanne's team for lying (I heard it wasn't really creative differences as suggested by Gaga's team). Tony was SHOOK because he thought Joanne looked like the girl who toured with him but realised she was still Lady Gaga last time they toured and ran on stage to expose Joanne. Taylor Swift is in rage and she ran on stage and did a feminism speech. The media praises TS the next day and didn't even mention Joanne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopega 3,759 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 1 hour ago, London GUY said: Hello, my name is Joanne and this is my hoouusssseeeee, Jewels N' Drugs country version starts with TI Too Short and Twista replaced by Colby O'Donis Tony Bennett and Perez Hilton. When that's over she sings papa don't preach then sings Touch of my hand by Britney gets a foam finger and starts probing Tony, before Asia comes on stage riding Arabella to Highway Unicorn (Folk version) and then she sings TIHTY EDM remix to a photo of Taylor Kinney Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoeslay 4,193 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Ribbons. For 10 hours. That is all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaf 2,429 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Ballads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillynate 6,170 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Jewels & Drugs feat T.I., Too $hort and Twista Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillynate 6,170 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 3 hours ago, kabirartfling said: Gaga opens the show wearing a white square head peice and sings a self written poem and then starts walking to the center stage with a long white kimono style dress singing applause! On arrival to the center stage..she gets out of the white dress into a black body suit and a wig cap all while sounding absolutely out of sink while singing live, then she twirls a little and suddenly the backing dancers bring her famega wig and she wears a bedazzling costume and gives a free hand choreo, the performance goes on while she still sounds terrible live, then in the last 30 secounds gaga appears back on stage in nothing but a sea shell bikini and a thong and her brown dirty weave gets stuck in her plastic bra while she tries to recreate the famous ARTPOP hand sign. I laughed and now I feel bad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Child 18,997 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Why create something that already exists? ‘If religion be the cause of disunity, then irreligion is surely to be preferred.’ ‘Abdu’l-Bahá Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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