Daredevil 2,133 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 I met a guy on Grindr. He was really pretty. He had crystal-blue eyes and platinum blonde hair. We went on two dates and yesterday it got pretty serious. I woke up in his apartment. I went to his balcony and smoked a cigarette. I realized we were in the historical part of the city. You could see the fancy row houses and the massive mountain range in the background. Perfect Illusion came on the radio. I was so excited, because it was the first time I heard it on the radio. Then I heard him say: "That song is such a Madonna Rip-off" and he turned it off. Right before the f*cking key change! I felt like I've been punched in the face and suddenly, I felt nothing for him. I stubbed out my cigarette on the handrail. I packed my stuff and when he asked: "Where are you going?" I said: "Home". What about you guys? Have you ever had a perfect delusion ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 97,142 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Damn (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ be delulu until it becomes trululu (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 87,933 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Gaga the relatable queen If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterOfficial 11,045 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 you just experienced a perfect illusion exorcise my mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That's why you don't insult stuff when you're with someone you don't know well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo 7,025 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 who's Madonna? Glad you found out so early though Don't visit my profile Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babel 40,912 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Why people keep trying with the Madonna ripoff? I mean, Madonna is not even able to reach those vocals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, HugoMonster said: Why people keep trying with the Madonna ripoff? I know right? Papa Don't Preach is my favourite Madonna song, and when people started saying PI had ripped it off, I was just like, wtf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsygaga1 3,618 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 You made the right decision honey Perfect Ilusion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfSpain 10,010 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Gaga queen of relatable song-making. http://gagadaily.com/forums/topic/227246-ceremony-gagas-videography-megarate/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke78619 22,447 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That dramatic twist is gonna be bigger than the upcoming twist in AHS you actually killed me insta: good_lukeing | I have nothing else to promote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 121,640 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisTEAne 21,059 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, HugoMonster said: Why people keep trying with the Madonna ripoff? I mean, Madonna is not even able to reach those vocals. LMAO. if you hurt taylor swift, i'll hurt you back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Voices 1,024 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 That's what I would've done too tbh Forever and Always! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babel 40,912 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, T E Anne said: LMAO. No shade, I love Madonna but that's a fact. Her songs are vocally bland most of the time. Nothing challenging about Papa don't preach etc. Also, Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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