LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Via TMZ President Obama got in the way of potential true love when the people protecting him opened a can of whoop ass on an unsuspecting NYC bicyclist. Daniel Provencio, 59, tells us he was hot to trot for a blind date — pumping “Call Me Maybe” through his headphones — when NYC cops tackled him for riding into a secured area just before the Prez breezed through. Turns out Daniel was on his way to hook up with a guy he met on an online dating website the night before … he wouldn’t say which. Provenico says his hook-up lost interest because he was hours late due to being interrogated by the cops. “Manhattan men are huge on punctuality.” Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Dickghazi Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,713 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 That is quite the headline! Alternatively: Horny gay dude bumps into the PRESIDENT, of all people, while hastily biking to a Grindr hookup. This literally sounds like a joke though! Like the "my parents aren't home" meme I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 118,074 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Obama, the c0ck blocker (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ⁱᵐ'ᵐᵃ ʰⁱᵗ ᵈᵉᶠʳᵒˢᵗ ᵒⁿ ʸᵃ, ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱᵗ ᵇˡᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ﹗ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Just now, Helxig said: That is quite the headline! Alternatively: Horny gay dude bumps into the PRESIDENT, of all people, while hastily biking to a Grindr hookup. This literally sounds like a joke though! Like the "my parents aren't home" meme Couldn't fit it all but changed it as you suggested Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,713 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Just now, LebaneseDude said: Couldn't fit it all but changed it as you suggested This story is too good to be true. What an age we live in. The world is simply full of wonders. I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Listening to "Call Me Maybe" though Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cupid 760 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Laughing so hard!!! this headline is wild from start to finish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, RAMROD said: Obama, the c0ck blocker Should be impeached for this Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
faux 2,190 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 call me maybe tho!?!?!? that's why he crashed run away with me says hi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 34,380 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Was expecting a better story with that title, but I still cackled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
REALITY 80,298 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 12 minutes ago, LebaneseDude said: Listening to "Call Me Maybe" though Carly Rae ha impact 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡...𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, faux said: call me maybe tho!?!?!? that's why he crashed run away with me says hi TBH At least he stans Talent though Carly, ha impact 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LebaneseDude 6,146 Posted June 10, 2016 Author Share Posted June 10, 2016 Just now, Didymus said: Was expecting a better story with that title, but I still cackled. Sorry to disappoint Edited just now by LebaneseDude. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manul 7,377 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 59? He can keep it. it wasn't laaaahv Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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