direct a music video for your fav gaga song

[kabirartfling 9,063]

As a gaga stan..the most important thing about her that makes me go cray cray is probabily her game changing music videos ...her videos have always had a hidden message or a crazy yet artistic story line...sometimes her videos are so deep that even stans like us cannot find the meaning behind it (you & i, alejandro teas) 

 

Its been quite awhile since we had a official video and throughout all the eras our fan favourates and personal bops have been ignored from getting a video treatment..so heres ur chance to write a music video treatment for your favourate gaga song...give it the imaginary music video it deserves. you can also include songs which did get a video but u were not satisfied (ie TEOG,DWUW) 

you never know gaga might read this and ask you to be a part of the haus (helen teas) 

[Bradley 59,163]

I've always wanted a video for Sexxx Dreams

[Warholian 6,880]

For Swine 

 

The video starts off with Gaga, naked, on all fours, wearing a massive pink fatsuit and pig ears. She starts swelling and growing, until she is finally a giant pig monster. She squeals loudly and throws up ****ing everywhere. The pig monster stands up and starts her choreographed tap-dance. The music begins, but is pitched lower to symbolize how dicks hang low. She squirts milk from her pig udders. The pig monster eventually explodes and the video ends. 40 minutes of credits. Directed by Jeff Koons. 

[Serendipity 7,821]

Sexxx Dreams-Sex tape w/ Taylor w/  zoomed shots of his D 

[Mark 4,065]

I want a video for Gypsy... like there's a storyline in the video. Seems cute.

[PunkTheFunk 124,467]

The Venus video would've followed the same aesthetic as the single cover

She's swimming in a pool filled with a metallic substance on a distant planet, and above her is the night sky filled with stars, and the pool is illuminated by multicolored lights. I can't think of much beyond that but I guess there's a romantic subplot with an alien too

[Warholian 6,880]

1 minute ago, PunkTheFunk said:

The Venus video would've followed the same aesthetic as the single cover

She's swimming in a pool filled with a metallic substance on a distant planet, and above her is the night sky filled with stars, and the pool is illuminated by multicolored lights. I can't think of much beyond that but I guess there's a romantic subplot with an alien too

But where is are the pig

[Xaylan 1,326]

someone's gonna say Scheiße or Government Hooker. those tracks are so overrated 

 

but maybe Highway Unicorn. 

Starting off with like flashes of her putting on red lipstick. with like a sashhh noise every time it flashes. Then, show her putting on lipstick in a gas station restroom and then writing Highway Unicorn on the mirror and walking out sassily. and *cue music with intro*

wearing this. Then, she gets on a motorcycle. 

Then, as they get on a highway in the desert kinda in the middle of sunset, the words start playing. 'We can be strong'

 

annnd that's all I got

 

[PunkTheFunk 124,467]

Just now, Warholian said:

But where is are the pig

don't you know my ass is famous

[Warholian 6,880]

Just now, PunkTheFunk said:

don't you know my ass is famous

please no swearing on this site thank you ill report

[PunkTheFunk 124,467]

Just now, Warholian said:

please no swearing on this site thank you ill report

freak you darn it what in the heck

[kabirartfling 9,063]

18 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

The Venus video would've followed the same aesthetic as the single cover

She's swimming in a pool filled with a metallic substance on a distant planet, and above her is the night sky filled with stars, and the pool is illuminated by multicolored lights. I can't think of much beyond that but I guess there's a romantic subplot with an alien too

Omg i totally pictured it and i love it .....THIS SHOULD BE THE OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR VENUS✋

[Quasi 10,935]

1 hour ago, Tom Hardy said:

I've always wanted a video for Sexxx Dreams

 

1 hour ago, Baby Blue said:

Sexxx Dreams-Sex tape w/ Taylor w/  zoomed shots of his D 

Kay so I have always thought of a video for Sexxx Dreams that goes like this:

Gaga knows the boyfriend of one of her girlfriends is going away on a trip. There is some dialog explaining the situation. So the video begins with her walking out of her Manhattan apartment and serving a kick ass walk through the dimly lit New York streets while singing the first verse. She looks straight into the camera while she's walking. There's a bit of fog and the streetlights give somewhat of an orange/brown hue to the surroundings. She sings:

(Last night) Our lovers quarrel (I was thinking about you)
Hurts more than I can say (And it was kind of dirty)
Oh my (And the way that you looked at me)
Help me here! (It was kind of nasty, aah!)
Help me here! (It was kind of trashy)
Cause I can't help my mind from going there!

She arrives at the front door of her girlfriend and her girlfriend opens the door. It doesn't show her friend's face but it shows a side view of a hand grabbing Gaga by the collar and pulling her into the house all the while Gaga sings the pre-chorus:

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place?
Heard that we both got nothing to do...
When I lay in bed, I touch myself and think of you

Then the chorus kicks in and we cut to the first dance scene. It's an open dimly lit street corner (ala Thriller) with a couple of streetlights that pulsate on and off gradually in tune with the thundering synths of the chorus production. Gaga and her many dancers are in a triangle formation doing the choreo. They are dressed in revealing denim outfits and streetwear. Most of the shots in this scene would be a wide angle panoramic shot to show the full grandeur of having this many dancers doing body rolls. 

Last night
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Doing really nasty things (you were in my)
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (don't stop the party)
Making love in my sex dreams (4x)

Cut to the scene with Gaga and her girlfriend passionately making out. They barely make it to the staircase when they are literally on top of one another. The crawl up the stairs while Gaga is still lying under her girlfriend crawling backwards while her friend is on top of her crawling over her. Gaga still singing:

We could be caught (I just want this to be perfect)
We're both convicted criminals of thought (cause I'm broken)
Let's white- (by the one before) glove the bed
(He was kind of nasty)
Help me here!
(And I feel so trashy)
Cause we can't hide the evidence in our heads!

Cut scene to Gaga's friend's boyfriend who left at the beginning of the video. He's visibly nervous and adjusts his collar. He arrives at the room door of a foggy motel and the door abruptly opens. We don't see the person inside but as before, we see a side shot of a male's hand that grabs his collar and pulls him inside. The pre-chorus is playing in the background:

Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend
Wanna meet at my place?
Heard that we both got nothing to do...
When I lay in bed, I touch myself and think of you

The chorus booms in again. This time though, it is not a choreography section, but it is a split screen scene showing both Gaga and her girlfriend making out and breaking stuff on the bed (meantime Gaga rips out a red lace thong from the girlfriend's pants), and the boyfriend with his motel lover also breaking stuff in the motel. This scene would sort of show the comparison between both situations. While the chorus plays, the screen pulsates with in and out fades in tune with the chorus synths so the audience gets an idea of what's going on, but it is not totally explicit. Think of the sex scene in Gone Girl when that woman kills Neil Patrick Harris and the screen fades in and out. All the while:

Last night
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Doing really nasty things (you were in my)
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (don't stop the party)
Making love in my sex dreams (4x)
 

The bridge kicks in and we see Gaga and her girlfriend laying in bed, both of them staring at the ceiling. The room is a mess and it's dark. The only thing covering Gaga and her lover are the thin sheets they just had sex in. Gaga sings the bridge while staring at the ceiling and consequently into the camera. As she sings "I think of him, I think of him!", the boyfriend barges into the door and shocks both Gaga and her lover.

You could turn a stone
Or the color of a man petrified by a woman
In love as I am when I lay with you
I think of him, I think of him

Gaga wakes up in her dark room in a cold sweat. It was all a dream. She's panting but she's relieved. This part is sung:

I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I've had a couple drinks
And oh my god

The final chorus comes in again. This is the final choreo scene and it is set in a built set piece that has glossy black walls and lights that run along the length of the walls that also pulsate in and out in tune with the chorus synths. Gaga and her dancers are wearing black, shiny BDSM outfits. The camera angles twist in and out providing a different look to this scene. Some parts of this scene will look diagonal, some upside down, some right side up etc. 

Last night
Damn, you were in my Sexxx dreams (You were in my)
Doing really nasty things (You were in my dreams)
Damn, you were in my Sexxx dreams (you were in my)
Last night
Don't stop the party (Damn, you were in my Sexxx dreams)
Let's keep it naughty (Doing really nasty things)
Watch me act a fool (Damn, you were in my Sexxx dreams)
Tomorrow when I run into you (Making love in my Sexxx dreams)

Cuts back to the scene with Gaga just waking up from her dream. This scene has no music. She looks and sees that the window is wide open and the curtains are blowing in the wind. She gets up from her bed to close the window. She closes it and steps on something. She looks down to see that it is a red lace thong.

CUT TO BLACK.

Overall, when I'm imagining this video, I'm getting Thriller vibes and 80's vibes. I imagine it to be a simple, but classic and sexual kind of MV. 

Spoiler

I need to get out more often.

 

[2020Covid19IsOurs 6,901]

1 hour ago, Warholian said:

For Swine 

 

The video starts off with Gaga, naked, on all fours, wearing a massive pink fatsuit and pig ears. She starts swelling and growing, until she is finally a giant pig monster. She squeals loudly and throws up ****ing everywhere. The pig monster stands up and starts her choreographed tap-dance. The music begins, but is pitched lower to symbolize how dicks hang low. She squirts milk from her pig udders. The pig monster eventually explodes and the video ends. 40 minutes of credits. Directed by Jeff Koons. 

I'd want this plus a re - shoot of DWUW audio (lol) with Taylor's gorgeous boochi replacing gags minus the thong.

[SychosSoChic 9,995]

"Don't call me Gaga"

echoes, pan to a a building acting as the HQ of a record label, with people partying and dancing outside and inside, celebrating the release of a new album from their top star, have several people dress in Gaga's most iconic outfits.

"Yass" can be heard in the background, "You look so beautiful!", "Monster 4 Life" echoes.

"You amaze me."

Pan away from the paty, onto the radio, zoom in on a woman with brown hair and a trench coat, her face hidden in the shadows cast onto her by the streetlamps.

*The beat starts and stops abruptly.*

Flashes of red and orange reveal her face as we hear an explosion from the direction of the party and the woman's identity is revealed to us.

Stefani Joann Germanotta

"He ate my heart*

Stefani begins a dance-lipsync sequence as she walks down the road, people on fire running in front of her and behind her, she remains unfazed.

"That boy is a monster"

Fade out, fade in on a producer and young Gaga working late at the studio, he offers to let her listen, she hears Just Dance by Gaga and smiles, the producer makes a move, she declines the offer, things get violent.

"He's the monster in my bed"

Stefani appears behind the producer, hitting him with a Grammy, and looking at the younger version of herself with tears in her eyes.

"I wanna Just Dance but he took me home instead, uh oh! There was a Monster in my bed..."

We see Stefani standing on the top of a skyscraper looking down with tears running down her face, but doing another dance sequence with 3 young Gaga's dancing behind her, one wearing the Pokerface outfit, the other wearing a reinterpretation of the Meat Dress, Stefani is wearing heels, jeans, a top and a leather jacket.

"That boy, that boy, that boy, that boy..."

We see flashes of all of Gaga's greatest moments: Oscars, SNL with Madonna, Grammys, Golden Globes, selfies with Monsters, being a mermaid with Taylor, performing for the Queen etc. etc.

"That boy is a monster!"

We see explosions occur around the building, record labels collapsing all around her, Stefani looks down as she sees her fans, her enemies, her rivals, her bosses, her assistants all running around looking for her, looking for Gaga, but it not occurring to them to look for a young woman with brown hair in a casual outfit, and as they call out for her, she walks past them all and walks through the fire and the carnage, looking back once more before walking into a cloud of smoke.

LA FIN