Beyoncé releases song about Tidal

[kvnrp 48,353]

Source (The Onion): 

"Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do

NEW YORK—Following on the heels of the surprise release of her new album, Lemonade, over the weekend, Beyoncé unexpectedly debuted a brand-new song Monday about how purchasing a subscription to the streaming music service Tidal is the most empowering action a woman can take, sources confirmed. “Beyoncé’s latest track is a spirited feminist anthem that sharply strikes at the patriarchy beginning with the opening verse, ‘Ladies, don’t ever let your man tell you what to do,’ before offering potent validation to her predominantly female listeners by stating that ‘High-quality streaming audio was made for queens like you,’” wrote New Yorker music critic Carrie Battan in a review of the new track, titled “Rise (And Sign In),” which was accompanied by a lush music video depicting the 20-time Grammy winner sitting in the study of a mansion clad in a majestic, diamond-studded fur coat while entering her credit card information into an online form. “She continues with even more pointed lyrics in the chorus: ‘Boss-ass bitch going hard with that $9.99 plan; stunners going harder with the lossless $19.99, fam.’ It’s a true ode to female strength, and a stirring call to action to women to rise up together and assert their economic independence.” At press time, the song had already been posted on a torrent site, where millions had downloaded and circulated it free of charge."

 

 

Truly a queen of empowerment 

 

[jinko 5,427]

When will our fave reach such artistic levels

[littlepotter 72,847]

I feel like it's just poking fun at feminism

It could have been funnier without that.

[Mr Ricky 8,729]

5 minutes ago, kvnrp said:

Source (The Onion): 

"Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do

NEW YORK—Following on the heels of the surprise release of her new album, Lemonade, over the weekend, Beyoncé unexpectedly debuted a brand-new song Monday about how purchasing a subscription to the streaming music service Tidal is the most empowering action a woman can take, sources confirmed. “Beyoncé’s latest track is a spirited feminist anthem that sharply strikes at the patriarchy beginning with the opening verse, ‘Ladies, don’t ever let your man tell you what to do,’ before offering potent validation to her predominantly female listeners by stating that ‘High-quality streaming audio was made for queens like you,’” wrote New Yorker music critic Carrie Battan in a review of the new track, titled “Rise (And Sign In),” which was accompanied by a lush music video depicting the 20-time Grammy winner sitting in the study of a mansion clad in a majestic, diamond-studded fur coat while entering her credit card information into an online form. “She continues with even more pointed lyrics in the chorus: ‘Boss-ass bitch going hard with that $9.99 plan; stunners going harder with the lossless $19.99, fam.’ It’s a true ode to female strength, and a stirring call to action to women to rise up together and assert their economic independence.” At press time, the song had already been posted on a torrent site, where millions had downloaded and circulated it free of charge."

 

 

Truly a queen of empowerment 

 

If this ever is real.. I give up on life. 

[Gaga Monster 13,001]

[eifulien 2,276]

Giving me that ARTPOP's review teas where the writer said people don't even need to bother to listen to the album. 

Like, how about play the music first then speak. Cheap a$$ sensationalism.  

[Redstreak 6,651]

Ok that was pretty funny

[Fusel 1,085]

ngl i laughed 

[Jinzo 9,618]

Mess hope it's not true

[LaLuna 12,732]

Guys, of course it's not real, The Onion is a satirical news website 

Although at this point I wouldn't put it past Bey to write a song about Tidal 

 

[Pablo 6,964]

Did someone from here right that? Omg