PunkTheFunk 125,733 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Ride, ride, pony, ride, ride Ride, ride, pony, tonight The discovery of a fossilized skull in Kazakhstan is making paleontologists rewrite the timeline of the Siberian unicorn, Elasmotherium sibiricum. This impressive animal was a real-life unicorn, though it didn’t match the image most of us have for the fairytale creature. We can be strong, we can be strong Out on this lonely road, on the road to love Closer to a rhino than a horse in appearance, it was similar in stature to the mammoth. Measuring up to 6.5 feet tall and almost 15 feet long, it weighed up to 9,000 pounds. Its most recognizable feature was its single horn, which is thought to have been much longer than a rhino’s, up to multiple feet long. Its habitat was the vast territory from the Don River in Russia to east of modern Kazakhstan. Here's a reconstructed Siberian unicorn skull at the London Natural History Museum. Note how sword-like the horn is, very different from the horn of a modern rhino. The Siberian unicorn, which first emerged in the fossil record around 2.5 million years ago, was thought to have disappeared 350,000 years ago. But the discovery made by researchers from Tomsk State University in Siberia, Russia, seems to show that E. sibiricum might have stuck around much longer. In fact, the beast and humans might have met, since our ancestors began spreading across Asia more than 50,000 years ago and likely went to Siberia around 35,000 years ago. We can be strong, we can be strong Follow that unicorn on the road to love The well-preserved skull found in the Pavlodar Priirtysh region of northeast Kazakhstan was dated using the radiocarbon Accelerator Mass Spectrometry method and found to be about 29,000 years old. "Most likely, it was a very large male of very large individual age. The dimensions of this rhino are the biggest of those described in the literature, and the proportions are typical," Andrey Shpanski, a paleontologist at Tomsk State University, said in Phys.org. These findings are described in the American Journal of Applied Science. It’s not yet clear why a Siberian unicorn was alive so long after the rest of the species was thought to be extinct, but scientists have some theories: "Most likely, the south of Western Siberia was a refúgium, where this rhino persevered the longest in comparison with the rest of its range. There is another possibility that it could migrate and dwell for a while in the more southern areas," said Shpanski. http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/giant-siberian-unicorn-may-have-existed-same-time-humans-fossilized-skull-hints ... Gaga ha impact Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,763 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I can't at the inserted lyrics Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 174,103 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 That doesn't look very majestic I want one Whimsical bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quartz 12,763 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 This is like the modern unicorn's older brother on steroids. Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,573 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Cool! I just love new discoveries that tell us more about our ancient world and the strange and wonderful creatures who inhabited it before us! Thanks for sharing I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goosey 3,017 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 "Elasmotherium ("Thin Plate Beast"), also known as giant rhinoceros" Oh. "I am the world's greatest person that does not want to let people into the country."—US President Donald J. Trump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JbGaga 2,261 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Dont Unicorns have wings tho? EDIT: LMAO sorry I just a moment... That would be a Pegasus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 It doesn't look gay. So i guess unicorns aren't for teh gheyz. "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOriginalOne 11,633 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takemyhand 634 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 I always knew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeka 12,372 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Could've really done without the lyrics. Reminds me of cringey songfics. BUT YAY UNICORNS! 16 hours ago, JbGaga said: Dont Unicorns have wings tho? EDIT: LMAO sorry I just a moment... That would be a Pegasus There are winged unicorns, though. have multiple named. I think the most popular is alicorn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebeldeFaith 5,782 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 What do they mean with extinct? They surely haven't been to a Gaga concert. Can I vanish into a cheeseburger pizza? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manul 7,377 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Something else Gags ripped off then. How reductive. it wasn't laaaahv Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrer Zorola 3,966 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Ew. Not very gay at all. LIFE IS GOOD Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIex 3,102 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 and my **** is actually a misshappen vagina Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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