SISTERV 3,887 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Unless you've been living under a rock lately, the only pop star getting more surprisingly natural attention than Katy Perry right now is Pop's unnexpected superforce Lady Gaga. The 5 time Grammy winning diva might have experienced a Paparazzi-like death due to inflating sales and a commercially underperforming ARTPOP, but it seems after this slight career slump and a rebirth into jazz with crooner Tony Bennett, the once undeniable hit maker- turned fallen phoenix- is ready to become undeniable hitmaker once again. The following list is 10 Reasons the media will be calling Gaga's music flop to bop by the end of 2015: 1. "We LOVE her AGAIN!" ...Perhaps the most supernatural and pyschic of all reasons is Gaga's creepy prediction in her 2009 pop epoch "Paparazzi" and predicted not only her own fate, but her rise again to prominence. (Let's just hope she didn't just kill her boyfriend, Taylor Kinney, in the process). 2. Adele. Mother Fugging Adele. Ok....we totally know this is a rumor....but whose to say not? Gaga is known for a feature swap (ala Beyonce) and Adele has a new album too. Not to forget they are besties and based on a super cute makeup free instagram post last night, we think they'd make the perfect duet in THIS day and age. It would be like Cher/Aretha or Madonna/Whitney or Britney/Mariah of this time period....and even though those duets never happened, we'd like to imagine the IMPACT. 3. Let's get this one thing straight: not even Janet or Britney were so closely compared to Madonna as Gaga. And despite katycats calling Ms. Perry the new Madonna (uuuh....your queen called GAGA the new Madonna....dont get it twisted!) it is very obvious Gaga holds that baton. But here's a point for the media: if Gaga gets compared to Madonna for the bad things, isnt it fair she get compared for the good things? Yes it is....and we all know Madonna had a few ARTFLOPs herself....guess that means that these Italian divas have one more thing in common: comeback power. 4. DJWS was for Born This Way...Koons for ARTPOP....so what artist is Gaga bringing onboard this time (that no little monster has ever heard of and then becomes oober obsessed with after Gaga announces them lol)? Its none other than legendary hit songmaker Dianne Warren. Let's put it simple for you: this woman had 7 top ten hits by seven different artists in the top ten at the same time at one point in time. Looks like Young Money should start stepping up their game, right? 5. Every artist has someone who just unites with them perfectly like peanut butter and jelly, and although we loved Born This Way's Fernando Garribay and DJ White Shadow productions and ARTPOP's Zedd and Madeon productions....they haven't supplied her glorious pop stature. One has, and he did it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again: RedOne. And he's back. Need we say anything else? 6. Gaga is artistically free and has perspective again. Listen, wouldnt you go bat**** insane if you were the biggest icon on the planet for 4 consecutive years and then BAM it all comes plundering down? Out of this rough patch for Gaga will bring some ACTUAL well needed perspective to really bring something fresh to the table again. 7. Pipes. We need them as a society to survive, and Gaga needs them for her career to survive. Lucky for her, she has them, and that super veangeful ballad we never got on ARTPOP might get shown off finally as not a filler, but a power single. 8. Drunk in love? Lets be honest: the last big album to actually surprise people was Beyonce surprise release 2013 self titled album. It seemed that 2014 offered alot of one hitters and there werent big sales. Nothing stood out and radio seemed to be intoxicated with artists who delivered Class A basicness. This is Gaga's year to truly bring big album sales back by a big shocking release in true Gaga form. So please....start the drama AND the music. 9. People legitimately regret taking Gaga for granted. It might be a little early still, but alot of the industry thought they could move on without Gaga....but after Miley's reign lasted shorter than her daisy dukes and Iggy's debut left her as an overhated one hit wonder....maybe the media has learned a lesson: there will always be new bimbos, but not always new TALENT. 10. Last, but certainly not least, is Gaga herself. She is the kind of artist that worked her ass off to become who she is, that never stops creating, and is always passionate. That's got to stand for something. And it's looking like 2015 the world is truly beginning to see it. ;) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gov Hooka 8,008 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 slay. sounds like a little monster wrote it though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaneybaby 450 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 who wrote this masterpiece Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Computer 10,973 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Good points although ARTPOP was drenched in DJWS so point #4 is a little confusing. Do you have the link? 💚💛💕❣⭕💢💢 | ⓜⓔⓡⓡⓨ ©ⓗⓡⓘⓢⓣⓜⓐⓢ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
inuborg 4,136 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "There will always be new bimbos, but not always new talent" I want this on my tombstone tbh I root for you. I love you. You, you, you, you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustPokeHerFace 2,564 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 link? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ByeBye49 161 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 slay. sounds like a little monster wrote it though This. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XoXoJoanneGaga 629 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 This is messy #5 and #6 are on point though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKOUTbritney 22,359 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 "There will always be new bimbos, but not always new talent" I want this on my tombstone tbh :air: A little monster defs wrote this but slay! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvanas 5,768 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The hype train is rolling! I really do hope we get some musical magic this year "Who are we, if not slaves to this torment?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray of Light 8,134 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 the only thing she's turning is you fraud fickle media publications that hated her just a few months ago when she needed them the most Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brainiac 10,940 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 the person who wrote this HAS to be a little monster. I love it though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thathimerosguy 3 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 gaga has one curse though...her albums ALWAYS get hyped beyond belief, even if she tries to barely hype it..the GP and fans somehow find a way to fuel the hype train with ketamine and and adrenaline all rolled into one and as fast as a cum shot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yves 1,891 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Glad you cleaned it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VasilisVas 5,196 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 interesting read. hopefully the media will continue to support her just as much once Gaga drops new material. So excited to hear new Gaga music, which will hopefully be much better than ARTPOP! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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