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queen of actually dropping an Act 2

GAGA PLZ I AM MELTDOWN. Taylor announced her album Torture of the Poets and now Beyonce announced her album Act 2. This is NOT FAIRE. I am so damn jealous this is ridiculous omg I HATE This and I know so many of the fan base feels the same way. I AM SO JEALOUS AND SEETHING. BITTER ACTUALLY I SWEAR OMG Gaga moooveeee plz! what are u doing on the floor like this?! What happened?! who pushed u on the ground?! GET UP PLZZZZ

OMG EXACTLY! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I AM FEELING. Someone is CHOKE ME omg edit: OHHHH she's not holding her neck lmao! nevermind! it looked like she was choking herself not clapping her hands It looked like this:

I think (past eras trauma) is just that all artists release quickly and roll out smoothly, when it comes to Gaga, is always slow and messy roll out, or wait for too long and then something happens and they decided to change the plan or scrap it. We just don't want that happens again.

But but... magic potions take time

Exactly. She is appropriating poor culture and I am offended. My culture is not your costume Beyonce.

Cuz someone needs to clean the mess

Monsters going to bed after every popstar announces new music

"But as with “Break My Soul,” Beyoncé’s attempts at 9-to-5 relatability can ring slightly hollow from beyond the veil of privacy and security her monies afford—it’s just as difficult to imagine her boot-scootin’ at a honky-tonk as it was to imagine her rolling at the club. The ho-hey stomp-clap of it all, complete with an Andy Griffith whistle, veers dangerously close to the border of Lumineers car-commercial music; this is working-class music for folks who can afford to drive a Lexus." Link

Beyoncé has dropped the first two singles from her new album, out March 29th!

AHT AHT BACK IN THE STUDIO NO FUN UNTIL NEW MUSIC (jk of course 💖)

She’s supporting the 49-ers The swiffers about to attack

NO. I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS. Texas Hold Em was laways in my mind a title I imagined for a follow up song to Poker Face. As a kid I used to invent eras for Gaga in my head and Texas Hold Em was literally a title I created for Gaga to have as a single that sounds like a modern Poker Face that will smash and go 13x platinum...this RUIN MY PLANS

She’s like “I should've dropped Friday”

NOT a country album

I can’t tell if the eyebrows are bleached or not, if they are then we are getting close

Sighhhh

Where is the Superbowl thread to talk about all the touchdowns and scores and defense

Let's get you your Nurtec.

This album not only fully BAKED it is BURNT! how much it need to stay in oven?! I want to cry I HATE THIS

People who call Joanne a country inspired album either haven’t listened to the album or have no idea what country is Theres a solid three country inspired songs on that album, we’re better off calling it a rock album or The Fame a hip hop album

We’re facing what seems like a HUGE year in pop, the biggest in recent memory. 2024 will see new albums by Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, Dua Lipa, Charli XCX, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Billie Eilish and possibly new music from Lorde, Britney Spears and Rihanna after a long long time of charts ridden by stale, sampled songs and tiktok hits by nobodys, the drought is finally over. what releases are you most excited for? How do you think this year will play out, chart-wise and awards-wise? buckle up sistrens. We’re getting FED fed.

It's not even one week since she teased the album Y'all need to stop And the way some of you treat Gaga as if she's an indie artist, as if she won't chart Hot 100, as if she's SO small compared to Tay and Bey like come on This pre-era is so annoying

He did well actually but we know Gagadaily will drag any male straight performer

I don't understand why people bring up Love for sale and her movies into this? Dont get me wrong I really love them but in the core she IS a pop artist. and at this day and age 4 year gap between albums is simply career wrecking not because she's losing relevancy or anything but only because she's losing interest from the fans that supported her for years. Like I said before, her main focus isn't pop anymore it shouldn't be this hard to say "I want to be an actress and a businesswoman who wants to release a pop album whenever the hell I want it."

Texas Hold 'Em is fantastic but 16 Carriages is genuinely one of the best songs she's ever released. Absolute god tier track

She looks bored lol

I mean they ain’t wrong, im glad at least one critic isn’t afraid to say anything negative about artists like Bey and Taylor who send lynch mobs almost of fans after everyone

The mission statement of a project does not and cannot supersede the quality of the music. I appreciate what she’s doing in that respect and I certainly don’t think the songs are bad, but to imply that folks who aren’t liking it on here (a fan base that notoriously doesn’t like anything country adjacent) don’t like it because they’re racist is a bit much.

If anything, she's saying Queen of THE hell but more likely she's saying "Queen of the hill" because those are the actual lyrics.

She’s there!!! With Posty!

you're tripping

The dramatics in here are hilarious and you’re all gonna look back on this and giggle when she announces the music

Gaga reviving the eye sticker every time she goes to the Super Bowl is iconic

Pitchfork slices through the bs once again

Honestly I just made peace with the idea that maybe acting is her main interest now and her makeup brand, the music seems to be last, or at least pop music since she does seems to love her jazz shows... idk, I’m kinda whatever about it, when it comes it comes if it comes...

Looks like that theory about each act being a genre that originates in black culture but got stolen by white people is true. House for act i, country for act ii, and likely rock for act iii.

I actually love this. Not teasing anything, not promo or an ad, it's not "curated"... Just a real-ish time update of something she doing. What a throwback

I know y'all aren't complaining about jazz when she's literally going to release a new pop album this year I'm not the biggest fan of jazz, but she's clearly great at it and she loves performing it. It's not something she's ever going to give up so y'all might as well accept it.

Most of the song titles are ridiculous, just thought I'd post a snippet of one of the most ridiculous, lovingly entitled 'Whale Cock'. Like gurl, how much is too much? https://x.com/slutpopmiami/status/1756748549390204950

She’s actually trying to scissor with us

Gaga when she remembers her European ancestors and their love for sports, and how football is basically her Olympics and the players are gladiators and she is Italian and European American and loves sports, go 49ers!

It was fine. Yall are trippin.