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https://www.instagram.com/p/DR2NsV7DETL/?igsh=eHd3ejR6Yzh1dHE2 Lady Gaga has been revealed by Grindr to be a switch since she not only is a power bottom, but a power top too. Mother of the Year - First Place Album of the Year - MAYHEM - First Place Song of the Year - Abracadabra - First Place Gay Guy Music Video of the Year - Abracadabra - First Place Tour of the Year - The MAYHEM Ball - First Place

At least no one was overly dramatic about it ... ...

see you in tokyo next month <3

She's singing live and dancing . Both take a lot of breath control. It's not breathing problems, it's just the excursion.

She manages to always win without ever being impressive That's impressive

Gosh she’s she sweet and caring. We chose the right one to stan.

I attended. They had to restart the 'Manifesto' interlude aswell unfortunately. She also made the right call pausing the show and insisting the dancers switch shoes after seeing Michael fall down during GOE. The rain was intense. Had there been a 3rd pause or fall from a dancer then I think the show would've been thrown completely off. In the end, they resumed with PF onwards and absolutely killed it even with the heavy weather. Incredible leader. @River @elsamars @Quasi @nATAH @Monstermilo

Gaga has allegedly used the phrase "Put your paws up" 114 times during Sydney shows

its good in the same way mcdonalds is; cheap and processed

Thank goodness

To be fair, people calling you "transphobic" for criticizing her voice are complete idiots lol

No one is being overdramatic especially given he took a couple of those stage lights down with him, which I’m sure are very heavy and could have seriously hurt him if they fell on top of him. Also that stage is at least a metre and a half high, YOU guys fall down from that height and tell me if your kaboose doesn’t get bruised.

He’d rather be dry, but at least he’s alive.

Sooooo good!! and Dakota Johnson as Madeline reading the lines live, soo perfect.

I remember taking my mom to the Chromatica Ball and telling her "when she says put your hands up, just do it" and she told me she'll do what she wants. She still talks about how she thought I was being dramatic but how shocked she was to see almost everyone's hands in the stadium go up each time and no choice but to join in

I’d say she’s probably catching her breath and just watched one of her dancers potentially seriously injure himself or destroy his confidence so no

She's surpassing another big hit 353. (+1) Lady Gaga - Always Remember Us This Way - 1,769,379,770 (+880,251) 354. (-1) Adele - Hello - 1,768,851,405 (+344,725)

Of Velvet and Vice? yes

I feel bad, I remember at first I didnt realize she was trans (I knew nothing about her at the time and thought she was cis female) and i was criticizing the sh*t out of her voice in a performance of coconuts and i even made a thread on how awful I thought the vocals on that performance were Then everyone called me transphobic and I was like, wait shes trans? 🫣😳 A bit off topic but a bit of a funny story now. But teaches u to pay attention and think before u post

...... (sh*t. can't go up to 114 !)

I fell off a stage about that height in stagecraft class. I was shook how hard it felt. I fell flat on my back, knocked the wind outta me and was embarrassed af in front of like 10 ppl. I was ok, after laying still for a few minutes, but can't imagine landing like that on an ankle or knee or wrist or something. And definitely not in front of 70k ppl in my hometown. Gaga's concern was valid and her support of him afterward was amazing to see.

I don’t like how people are saying they were over dramatic. Yes he was ok but he could have really injured himself. Stage performance is not always safe. I’m glad Gaga stopped to check he was okay, I think it was really responsible and caring of her. And I’m very glad Michael wasn’t injured

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Wtf is mdna

#27 (-4) Die With A Smile 2,987,044 (-164,931) #191 (-19) Poker Face 1,301,521 (-95,091) #28 (-8) BOAF 2,949,183

Her regular jet might not have the range to get from Australia to the US and tour companies sometimes charter these ones so a lot of the staff/dancers/etc can just take it too

I hope she keeps her promise and doesn't wait 11 years to come back. Missing her already.

Who bottomed?

I don’t think it needs another single BUT if she does put out another one & it’s NOT Vanish Into You, my flabber would be gasted

Gaga said DJ hit the lights and he did

Their best song

Please stop torturing your arthritic millennial fans

hyperventilation? didn't she just perform like 5 songs with choreography back to back?

I love how we have to state which Michael we're talking about now

Like @River's tits

MDNA tour intro is one of the best but Confessions tour into is THE best.

only 17 days of this year were left abra could have had it

Imagine finally meeting Gaga and she's a mouth breather

I feel so bad for him because this happened in his home city and she stopped the whole show for him if it were me I would've been like DON'T STOP KEEP GOING and snuck back up as discreetly as possible She's so sweet for caring that much though. Maybe it freaked her out because it showed her how dangerous it could potentially be

It is ridiculous how many times she says it each show. It’s because she can’t yell “now jump” because everyone is old and it’s a seated show now. Mama’s gonna need some new catch phrases.

OT: Gaga COMMANDS the stage and production like no other I stg. Her level of professionalism is out of this world, just the way she is talking to the crew and walking so confidently after finding out he was okay and wanting to start GOE over…. Props to him too! Hot and professional