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I think he just thought she served in that pic and wanted to share would love a collab tho

If you get the words "ABEL TESFAYE" and add some letters then take away some letters you get "TOTAL MAYHEM COMING OUT FEBRUARY 2026"

The pic is viral right now as a representation of how retro 2008 now feels I don’t think it goes any further than that

Live With A Frown is incoming!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSKaM9biPsX/?igsh=MWJyb2s5dmI4NDY5Mw%3D%3D New cover, available to order online. Thankfully this one is already easier to grab than the US one, which apparently was produced in sample amounts

https://x.com/ladygaganownet/status/1999441298605129931

Are we getting Garden of Eden (Girlfriend for the Weeknd 2026 version) 🤡

His next act should be retirement

Blade of Grass. I get that it's a meaningful personal song to Gaga but I don't listen to it often

https://x.com/ladygaganownet/status/1999446769374232905?s=20

Idk if Andrés is still on here (couldn’t find him to tag him), but I just figured I’d share the incredible trailer he just posted on YT for his upcoming MAYHEM Ball edit.

Total Mayhem?

Not Blade of Grass being my one of my favorite songs and everyone wants it gone.

Imma need them to collab on some dope Max Martin production

Just not good enough. It feels like nothing but a very cheap atempt to have a viral moment on TikTok.

Can’t believe you’d express empathy towards Sydney Sweeney. Disgusting.

I can sense a spam of “thank you Abel” from stan twitter from a parallel universe

I mean, he did also post her to his stories before Mayhem came out, maybe there was indeed a collab that has been moved to “total mayhem”

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Damn I don’t think I have the energy to jump into these rumors. If it happens ok and if it doesn’t then coolness.

She changed the lyrics of Delicate and I Did Something Bad on AM

And people here would prefer stadiums over arenas. Look how far away she is for most people…

How Bad Do U Want Me

No. I think she'll be with her family and friends and have a much needed rest!

The Collabga narrative is so funny because basically all of her contemporaries have way more collabs than she does

Gosh there are so many. But undoubtedly Paparazzi is THE song that recieved the most flawless variations: I could keep going but I'm already posting too much

In Jakarta she was able to gather the same amount of people without even doing the concert or coming to Jakarta. *insert "Lady Gaga, go to hell" pic*

"Aunt Sarah we passed the train station!" "Who wants to listen to MAYHEM??"

This might be a giant reach but what if Total Mayhem is a brand new project rather than a deluxe yet attached to Mayhem thematically in the same mold as the The Fame Monster which also had a high profile collab. I remember there were rumors floating around that Gaga and The Weekend had been in the studio together.

would’ve been a killer single or even album cover.

Album wise I'd get rid of Die With a Smile.

Next notable achievments for gaga on spotify based on current numbers : december 2025 : - Alejandro : 700M - Disease : 300M - Government hooker : 200M - Alice : 100M January 2026 : - Shallow : 3B - Poker Face : 2B - Abracadabra : 700M - The cure : 400M February 2026 : - BTW : 800M - TEOG : 400M March 2026 : - Paparazzi : 1B - The dead dance : 200M - Replay : 100M Avril 2026 : - Bloody Mary : 800M - Applause : 800M - Shadow of a man : 100M May 2026 : - Million reasons : 1B June 2026 : - Lovegame : 700M - 911 : 200M July 2026 : - DWAS : 4B - ARUSTW : 2B - GoE : 200M August 2026 : - Bad Romance : 2B - GUY : 200M September : Zombieboy : 100M Summerboy : 100M October : HBDUWM : 200M Lovedrug : 100M November : Perfect Celebrity : 100M By the end of next year, gaga will have 1 song over 4B, 2 over 3B, 5 over 2B and 11 (or 12 if you guys keep streaming Abra) over 1B. Crazy numbers for someone that debuted in the 2000s

There's nothing wrong with it. Apparently just not what some LMs wanted atm. In a few years those same LMs will be complaining that she isn't dropping random single/video tie-ins and will wish they were getting things like The Dead Dance.

It's a cute mid album track but not strong enough for what they wanted it to be (a TikTok dance trending smash). The verses and post are better than the actual chorus. The chorus and some of the instrumental feel wayyy too similar to KFL and SOAM. The trancey vibes were really refreshing and something she hasn't done much. But then the chorus came in... Lastly, the whole concept of the song being a literal dance. It's a bit too TikTok pandering and on the nose. Several other songs from MAYHEM deserved MV treatment over TDD. With that said, I do enjoy the song and video, but just my opinions.

cause she's unafraid to reference or not reference

She is beautiful, seems sweet & is a talented dancer but she is not (& will never be) a "pop superstar" lol

After the Brooklyn Nights performance, I hope Gaga does The Greatest Thing live too, it might not always be a fan favourite unreleasted track, but it would be fun to see it live..

I don't like live music, but I always liked the way the alarm blended with this intro

and yet SOME individuals are still trying to convince us that her career is over

Abracadabra :p it's current, fresh and a massive bop!

1. Born This Way 2. Mayhem 3. The Fame Monster

Such an easy task. Blade of Grass OUT

Blade of Grass definitely.

I wish the chorus kept the same vibe as the verses.