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is the comebjörk upon us?  

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  1. 1. is it real little stonemilkers?

    • MOMTHER BJÃ?RKSUS EMERGING FROM HA BLACK LAKE TO DROWN POP MUSIC IN FIRE
    • maybe i mean she's björk i'm sure vulnicura will do well
    • y isn't my fave on kworb smfh


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I don't care about the charts but Vulnicura is amazing... She oblitared Madonna's non talented ass with quality music

 

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and that non talented ass is still the world's most successful female artist

 

Bjork has literally no commercial impact anymore, the only people who care/creamed their pants over her music stalk Pitchfork all day long, use soymilk as creamer and eat chia seeds for breakfast

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Sorry, no, I just don't get the hype. I've listened to half this album today (I've listened to Biophilia before as well) and I honestly fail to understand why this woman gets amazing reviews. She can't sing (or at least, in English, she can't), her enunciation is shot, her melodies and instrumentals are irritating and her lyrics are just hipster-esque "poetic" phrasing that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Some of her beats would be ok if she just let them be instrumentals and didn't put her awful singing over them. I'm all for quirky, unusual artists and pushing musical boundaries, but Bjork is where I draw the line. I feel like she's just trying to be weird for weirdness sake, and that's a big turn-off for me. She was never an album seller and she certainly won't be now. She's only getting attention for this album because it gave the impression that it was another Beyonce style album release with its sudden announcement as a digital download to make up for the leak, especially in the wake of the Rebel Heart leak. At the most, she'll debut big, then fall massively, as all artists like her do.

 

Bjork has literally no commercial impact anymore, the only people who care/creamed their pants over her music stalk Pitchfork all day long, use soymilk as creamer and eat chia seeds for breakfast

 

Apart from It's Oh So Quiet song (which wasn't even a big commercial success, nor was it her song), did she ever have commercial impact? Her highest charting single in the US only limped to #84. And that's exactly what I was thinking about her fanbase! And those types of people certainly do not make up the majority of music listeners, hence why albums by these supposedly superior artists never sell well.

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I see a lot of blasphemy being displayed in the comments here.

 

Run for your afterlives when God and Björksus will judge you in front of gates in heaven.

 

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I see a lot of blasphemy being displayed in the comments here.

 

Run for your afterlives when God and Björksus will judge you in front of gates in heaven.

 

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ALL HAIL THE BJÖRKSUS!

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and that non talented ass is still the world's most successful female artist

 

Bjork has literally no commercial impact anymore, the only people who care/creamed their pants over her music stalk Pitchfork all day long, use soymilk as creamer and eat chia seeds for breakfast

make sure to spell björk correctly you nasty ass herpes dump

Sorry, no, I just don't get the hype. I've listened to half this album today (I've listened to Biophilia before as well) and I honestly fail to understand why this woman gets amazing reviews. She can't sing (or at least, in English, she can't), her enunciation is shot, her melodies and instrumentals are irritating and her lyrics are just hipster-esque "poetic" phrasing that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Some of her beats would be ok if she just let them be instrumentals and didn't put her awful singing over them. I'm all for quirky, unusual artists and pushing musical boundaries, but Bjork is where I draw the line. I feel like she's just trying to be weird for weirdness sake, and that's a big turn-off for me. She was never an album seller and she certainly won't be now. She's only getting attention for this album because it gave the impression that it was another Beyonce style album release with its sudden announcement as a digital download to make up for the leak, especially in the wake of the Rebel Heart leak. At the most, she'll debut big, then fall massively, as all artists like her do.

 

 

Apart from It's Oh So Quiet song (which wasn't even a big commercial success, nor was it her song), did she ever have commercial impact? Her highest charting single in the US only limped to #84. And that's exactly what I was thinking about her fanbase! And those types of people certainly do not make up the majority of music listeners, hence why albums by these supposedly superior artists never sell well.

just like lana fans and little monsters dont make up the majority of music listeners either :oops:

u make fair points; her music is definitely an acquired taste, you either understand/get it or you don't :laughga:

although, björk did have bountiful worldwide success in the 90's; enough to warrant acclaim as a "pop star"

her singles did very well in europe, especially the uk, as did her albums; she continues to be a singles artist in scandanavia even today.

i believe her albums broke stateside as well :shrug:

i like it when u treat me mean it turns my mood from black to blue
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Sorry, no, I just don't get the hype. I've listened to half this album today (I've listened to Biophilia before as well) and I honestly fail to understand why this woman gets amazing reviews. She can't sing (or at least, in English, she can't), her enunciation is shot, her melodies and instrumentals are irritating and her lyrics are just hipster-esque "poetic" phrasing that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Some of her beats would be ok if she just let them be instrumentals and didn't put her awful singing over them. I'm all for quirky, unusual artists and pushing musical boundaries, but Bjork is where I draw the line. I feel like she's just trying to be weird for weirdness sake, and that's a big turn-off for me. She was never an album seller and she certainly won't be now. She's only getting attention for this album because it gave the impression that it was another Beyonce style album release with its sudden announcement as a digital download to make up for the leak, especially in the wake of the Rebel Heart leak. At the most, she'll debut big, then fall massively, as all artists like her do.

Apart from It's Oh So Quiet song (which wasn't even a big commercial success, nor was it her song), did she ever have commercial impact? Her highest charting single in the US only limped to #84. And that's exactly what I was thinking about her fanbase! And those types of people certainly do not make up the majority of music listeners, hence why albums by these supposedly superior artists never sell well.

Too lazy to answer this post, however what i want to say is that she DOES can sing. I was on her concert and the live vocals slayed me.

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and that non talented ass is still the world's most successful female artist

 

Bjork has literally no commercial impact anymore, the only people who care/creamed their pants over her music stalk Pitchfork all day long, use soymilk as creamer and eat chia seeds for breakfast

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Sorry, no, I just don't get the hype. I've listened to half this album today (I've listened to Biophilia before as well) and I honestly fail to understand why this woman gets amazing reviews. She can't sing (or at least, in English, she can't), her enunciation is shot, her melodies and instrumentals are irritating and her lyrics are just hipster-esque "poetic" phrasing that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. Some of her beats would be ok if she just let them be instrumentals and didn't put her awful singing over them. I'm all for quirky, unusual artists and pushing musical boundaries, but Bjork is where I draw the line. I feel like she's just trying to be weird for weirdness sake, and that's a big turn-off for me. She was never an album seller and she certainly won't be now. She's only getting attention for this album because it gave the impression that it was another Beyonce style album release with its sudden announcement as a digital download to make up for the leak, especially in the wake of the Rebel Heart leak. At the most, she'll debut big, then fall massively, as all artists like her do.

 

Apart from It's Oh So Quiet song (which wasn't even a big commercial success, nor was it her song), did she ever have commercial impact? Her highest charting single in the US only limped to #84. And that's exactly what I was thinking about her fanbase! And those types of people certainly do not make up the majority of music listeners, hence why albums by these supposedly superior artists never sell well.

 

That's alright, it's fair to have that opinion. It's understandable that some people can't get or appreciate more experimental artists that aren't Top 40.

 

However, there's a difference between simply not getting an artist and then coming into their dedicated thread with a pompous attitude with the sole intention of literally insulting and degrading their work. Just because you can't comprehend on a musical and technological level how special Bjork's work is, it doesn't mean she's being 'weird for weirdness sake'. Don't you call yourself a music critic? That's a very disappointingly shallow and cynical way to 'critique' an artist. And to say she can't sing... That's basically just hilariously inaccurate.

 

And then to mock her about commercial success... Hello? Do you think she cares? She's been signed to the same indie label throughout her entire solo career for more than 20 years. If success was the goal you can be damn sure her music would be very different. Not everything has to be geared towards radio in order for it to be valid or noteworthy, don't be so superficial.

 

In short: it's okay to not like Bjork or this album, of course, because she doesn't appeal to the masses and she never has. However don't try and rain on the parade of her fans by launching a tirade of insults against her during the release of her album with such attitude. There is a reason that she's such a celebrated influence within electronic music communities, and it's not her fault if people uneducated about that kind of thing like you don't get it.

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BringDaNoize

I don't think she cares about commercial success. Björk said back in 2010 she has had it all with Debut and Post. Would person who cares about commercial stuff release an album like Medúlla? She worth like 50m why'd she care lmao

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