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Cruelty

"I dont want to pee alone forever, but I can pee tonight"

"I'll wash his feet with my hairy penis"

"Want you in my room when your baby is sick"

lol at the first two. Whenever I listen to Judas now I'm always going to hear "I'll wash his feet with my hairy penis".

 

Also - the third one - DA F************CK?????? I've been hearing/singing it like that since 2009! Every single time I've listened to it or sang it, it's been "Want you in my room when your baby is sick". Seriously - it's not that??? MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!

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HonestEyes

In G.UY:

A summer moon comes into full force 
And Mars warm spirit runs into the opposite fear  :toofunny:

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Fame hooker prostitute witch (wench), vomits her mind.

Dirty filthy I, can't wait to hose you down. You got to earn your lovin in this part of town.

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J'nD: "Slap honey, on your pancake, we know how to make a lot of money." It's "slap honey on a young pancake"....

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HauntingHollow

Eat me, slap me, cluck, ****, leave your clock is duck drag, butt like lickers bar slam, move it this is your jack, wash the night with saint Jane, posing like a duck, drink so happy with your lovers plague, baby we were born this way  :flop: I mean, i had no idea what was the HML bridge about until i googled it  :toofloppy:

You can not hide if nobody pays attention to you :*
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Interludicrous

lol at the first two. Whenever I listen to Judas now I'm always going to hear "I'll wash his feet with my hairy penis".

 

Also - the third one - DA F************CK?????? I've been hearing/singing it like that since 2009! Every single time I've listened to it or sang it, it's been "Want you in my room when your baby is sick". Seriously - it's not that??? MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!

 

It's "Want you in my Rear Window, baby you're sick". She lists three Hitchcock movies in that verse: Psycho, Vertigo and Rear Window  :messga:  

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Awakened M

In Bloody Mary:

 

"Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny...."

 

instead of 

 

"Bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody...."

 

in the intro. :toofunny:

I always thought it was "Money, money, money, money...."

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I'm not getting any sleep tonight because I woke up to a beautiful life. I'm awake.
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destructivelove

"I can be the cream in your butt" - R. Kelly😂😂 I was like "wtffffffff"

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PEDRO98

It's "Want you in my Rear Window, baby you're sick". She lists three Hitchcock movies in that verse: Psycho, Vertigo and Rear Window  :messga:  

such a geniousssssssssssssssss

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"Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and we turn, my lashes are dry, purple tear drops I cry." - Paparazzi

"A red wine! Goblin, Gaga!" - Just Dance

"Bling bling! We're beautiful and dirty rich" - BDR

"Hey there sugar baby, saw your toys at the rock show"

"Let us buy you dinner" - Boys Boys Boys

"Reko hane ha Ramse will hot like Liberace, find your freedom in the music, find your Jesus, find your Cupid." - DITD

"So hide behind the tie" - So Happy I Could Die

"Put my clothes on faster" - Telephone

"Sometimes I want some Racunomic highlights" - Hair

"Cas que c'est fas" - Electric Chapel

"It's time to feel the rush, to brush the dangerous" - TEOG

"Glammin'! Glam and fashion!"

"Put it on... I'm in fashion, celebrate, ooh ooh where are your vision?" - BJAM

"My parents died till they got divorced cuz I ruined in their lives." - Bad Kids (I always thought this was a beautiful lyric)

"The killer queen inside me, come out and say hello!"

"When at last I feel the strong, they ??? in the night. But I don't need these ????? my life" - The Queen

"Have an master baby, it's aphrodisi." - Venus

"Less white clock the bells" (let's white glove the bed)

"Watch me at the pool" - Sexxx Dreams

"Sometimes I sit by the smoothest ride" - ARTPOP

"You're just a little mole trying to act real special" - Swine

"I'm smokin em on per pinky cat" - Donatella

"Lady of the dumb"

"My docusin"

"Our traveaux are the most ma-magical in Amsterdam." - Mary Jane Holland

"Don't leave me high, I'll eat myself until I die"

"Tell us one last puff"

"A mountain of a soul"

"I'm sorry that I love you, sing with me bellbottom blue" - Dope

"Cuz I remember what you said to me"

"Does it seem even ??? make sense"

"Like you're the only yellow brick" - Gypsy

"I'll turn the lights on"

"A P P L and you and me" - Applause

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It's "there's always one man to love" apparently.

Your lyrics sound better... And they fit with the Burqa/muslim theme because like arranged marriages 

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Girl Under You

The way that your children scream for me :derpga:

 

Now for real:

 

Just Dance: "Red One, Colby, Gaga" instead of "Red One, Konvict, Gaga"

ARTPOP: "Love is blind" instead of "Lovers' kites"

 

And the most awful one, when I was 9 and I started being a fan ( :laughga: )

 

Monster: "The boys are monsters" instead of "That boy is a monster"


Oh, how could I forget this one :toofunny:

 

Applause: "A P P L I'll make you say" instead of "A P P L A U S E"

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Girl Under You

Oh, and Bloody Mary

 

Original Lyrics: "Love is just a history that they may prove."

My lyrics: "Love is just a history that amy prove."

 

Btw, she does say "Money, Money" not "Bloody, Bloody"

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gagavsartpop

I guess I wasn't the only one. :deadbanana: Yeah, it's "glass disco ball." I wish it was "caskets will fall."

I thought it was Caskets will fall LOL

Oh, and Bloody Mary

Original Lyrics: "Love is just a history that they may prove."

My lyrics: "Love is just a history that amy prove."

Btw, she does say "Money, Money" not "Bloody, Bloody"

LOL GAGA GIVING IF U SEEK AMY THAT PROMO.

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