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"Last night, our love of squirrel"

"I dont want to pee alone forever, but I can pee tonight"

"You're the melon on the president"

"Want you in my room when your baby is sick"

"Just like a chicken, a casino"

"I'll wash his feet with my hairy penis"

"I wish that I could dance on a single bed/pear"

I could go on :toofloppy:

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Work it Blonde Benet Ramsay like Liberache. Find your freedom in the music, find your Jesus find your CUPID

I still prefer my version :fan:

 

I thought it was Cupid for the longest time back then, haha.

"Want you in my room when your baby is sick"

 

I thought it was that for a while, too. Only because this made so much more sense at first.

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Liam Germanotta

i am not so good listening english so i hear:

 

Just Dance

"A red wine, cognac, Gaga, oh oh yeah

I've had a little bit too much"

 

Poker Face

 

"Carried my, carried my, no he carried my poker face,

She's ugly like nobody"

 

Paparazzi

 

"Got my flash on, it's true
Need that picture of you

It's so magical
Whitney's serving tasty Coke"

 

Telephone

 

"Sorry, I cannot hear you

I'm kind a baiser"

(the french food)

 

Venus

 

"I can't help the way I'm feeling
Goddess of love, please take me to your leader
I can't help the kebab dancing
Goddess of love, goddess of love"

 

"Have an oyster, baby, it's Aphrod-isy
Act sleazy
Venus

Watch your daddy land on girl from the planet"

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Chinosky

last night, i love a squirrel

 

this definitely  :toofunny:

Father, Son, and House of Cucci
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Anomaly

At the end of Fashion!, I always thought Gaga was saying "Passion for Fashion, Paaaaaassssion for Fashiiiiion!" But then I realized she was just shouting "Fashion" over and over again. :laughga:

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Rosalina

'While we're flowing with the beer let's have a full house of leather'

 

I was SO upset when I found out it was 'Why river with a pair?'

 

'I'll wash his feet with my happiness'

 

'Said boy now get your balls right off of me'

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Ladey Gagz

"Last night, our love of squirrel"

"Just like a chicken, a casino"

 

Wait... it's not "Just like a chicken in a casino" :omg:

:messga:

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Judas Oyster

"I can't help the way I'm feeling

Goddess of love, please take me to your leader

I can't help the kebab dancing

Goddess of love, goddess of love"

:lmao:

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Judas Oyster

"Cuz I'm out of my mind, out of my mind, out of my mind, Gypsy Gypsy Gypsy I'm.

Ouut of my mind, out of my mind, out of my mind, Gypsy Gypsy Gypsy"

 

I do believe it's supposed to be there, so leave me alone pls  :troll:

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lavenderblondee

Just until a year ago, I thought it was "I want you in my bedroom, when your baby is sick."  When it was actually "Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick."  I was so confused. :laughga::lolgaga: I am the worst fan ever.

 

Also the "I'm a woman I insist this in my life." I had NO IDEA was even a lyric, even though I loved The Queen. I'd see it on tumblr and wonder what song it was from. I don't know what I heard, but I thought it was "warrior" or something.

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Glamourpuss

I guess I wasn't the only one. :deadbanana: Yeah, it's "glass disco ball." I wish it was "caskets will fall."

Why? Seriously? It doesn't make sense.

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crownlessking

"Want you in Morrowind, oh baby it's sick." (legitimately thought Gaga was making an Elder Scrolls reference in Bad Romance  :laughga:  )

 

Oh my gosh I thought I was the only one!

Just Googled the lyrics... Oh. That's not what she says at all.

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