A hypothetical theory of why ARTPOP is not selling

[Radio Ga Ga 5,671]

A hypothetical theory of why ARTPOP is not selling:

 

This article assumes that all the illuminati conspiracies are true, even though I personally still can't believe this myself, it's just too much to take in.

 

During the "The Fame Monster era" and the "Born This Way era", Gaga had been writing songs like "Bad Romance" and "Marry the Night" that talk about her becoming famous. These two music videos are consisted of countless illuminati and satanic symbols like the infamous "one eye symbol" or the horns of satan. What I think is happening is Gaga is trying to get the attention of the illuminati (if they exist), so that they can let her initiate into the illuminati group, so that they can give her fame, money, s-x, d--gs, et cetera, that she wanted. She literally was voluntarily abducted by the illuminati group at that time, and she even confessed that she had a dream about an illuminati ritual! (For more information: http://bossip.com/261371/lady-gaga-confesses-to-having-illuminati-dreams-the-devil-tells-me-if-you-want-your-family-to-be-ok-then-you-will-cut-your-wrist/ ) What I think happened during the "blackout era" of Gaga after born this way, might be that she was thinking over what she should do with her life with all these satanic stuff, and she finally decided that she will quit the illuminati group, knowing that by doing this, the illuminati will stop supporting her (giving her fame, wealth...). This is symbolized strongly in the Applause video.

 

Lady Gaga shows how she transformed from "Stefani" to what she became during the "The Fame Monster" era and the "Born This Way" era, all the way 'till the end of the second chorus (2:31), where the music suddenly calmed, which might be symbolizing the "blackout era". Notice that this is the last one eye symbol of Gaga in this video. (2:34) This scene, I think this references to the dream she had (read the article I posted earlier), because purple is psychologically the representing color for dreams. She begins to cry, (2:41). The painted face represents that Gaga is not going to have the fame she use to have, that's why she had the blue representing the tears, and the warm colors probably representing vomit? After that, she returned to the black costume that covers all her hair, which represents stripping away everything she has. The music and the visual effects suddenly become very fierce and intense, maybe because she thinks she can do better by herself than with the illuminati guys? And notice Gaga with the wings is no longer on top of the pyramid like she did before she converted! She has fallen to the ground, and stripped into girl with sea shell bikinis, or goddess of love. She is now embracing love, and look at (3:08), she is crazily struggling to climb back onto something, symbolizing that she wants to turn back from Satan to God! (3:20), some glimpses of Stefani on the bed scene, symbolizing she has converted back into a good girl. The last image, after the "A-R-T-P-O-P" hand signs: notice how she isn't really doing the one eye symbol, she only flicked her left eye, and left both eyes opened, which means now she doesn't give a **** about the illuminati, and she wants God and love only. 

 

Therefore little monsters, assuming that this is true, please don't be sad that Do What U Want and ARTPOP are not doing well. In fact, we should rejoice in this, because Gaga has now found her way back from satan with his temptation of fame. DWUW is probably just another song that is talking about her departing from being an illuminati, and the reason behind the unreleased video is probably related to this. This actually worries me though, because if she just quit the illuminati like this, wouldn't she be in danger? I'm not trying to jinx this, but Lady Gaga is probably in danger of getting assassinated like many who quitted the group did, and this is very scary for me, because Gaga has always been in my heart being the most inspiring celebrity for me, and I don't know what to do without her music. I think we should all stop and think for a minute the causes of her downfall of being on top of pop music, and her recent weird tweets and facebook posts, and all her acts on littlemonsters.com. This article might seem really weird for a non religious person, but these stuff piece together too well like a puzzle that it's very hard to believe that these are just coincidences. We would just have to observe the ARTPOP era on, and maybe my theory is right, or maybe these really are all coincidences. But remember, it's not only Gaga, look at what Kesha is going through, look at what Whitney Houston went through two years ago, and all these rappers, and you might start to find out that the music industry is not really that beautiful and innocent as you think it is.

[GreenEyes 1,060]

Are you f*cking serious :lmao:

[FATCAT 60,084]

I liked it better when she was the spawn of satan. ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!

[Checkers 3,515]

Oh lordy

[Zach Monster 0]

ARTPOP is doing well, though. :duck:

[Rat Boy 43,585]

Are you from the Westboro Baptist Church?

[What is OBAMA 0]

so you are saying that the only way to be successful in the music business is to sell your soul to satan  ?

[Arturo 40,746]

It's not selling well because she has no hit right now.

If ARTPOP was out during Applause's 14 week run in the Top 10, it'd be selling a lot better.

Sales will go up this week though. It's discounted along with dozens of other albums.

[Dodo 313]

these two music videos are consisted of countless illuminati and satanic symbols like the infamous "one eye symbol" or the horns of satan. 

 

 

[Chic 20,830]

Christina Aguilera must be one of Jesus's disciples then

[BLACKOUTbritney 22,359]

[Asia 269]

it's going down

i'm yelling timber

[IWannaBeThatGUY 2]

I got to the word Illuminati   

[holy scheisse 22,274]

 

 

[J e s s e 458]

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