Mother is Mothering: Gaga Welcomes First Child With Michael Polansky

[hamartia 3,308]

Fifteen years from now:

"Hey mom... why did you make it seem like you kidnapped me when I was born?" 

[Red 99,574]

13 minutes ago, hamartia said:

Fifteen years from now:

"Hey mom... why did you make it seem like you kidnapped me when I was born?" 

“Because I did. “

[gagacabana 8,522]

1 hour ago, Red said:

Of course the final definite confirmation would come from Gaga liking tiktoks 

AMD IT'S A SHIPTOST LMAO she's always the funniest, most unserious person ever

[Red 99,574]

1 hour ago, gagacabana said:

AMD IT'S A SHIPTOST LMAO she's always the funniest, most unserious person ever

Sometimes I wonder if she doesn’t know that likes are public 

[Shadownight 635]

I wonder if the recent hause labs shoot is a hint to the baby name. Well, probably not being as that flower is named Anemone. But knowing Gaga it might be 

[dynamite 67,625]

4 minutes ago, Shadownight said:

I wonder if the recent hause labs shoot is a hint to the baby name. Well, probably not being as that flower is named Anemone. But knowing Gaga it might be 

My biggest anemone is baby 

[bxr 2,941]

3 hours ago, Red said:

Sometimes I wonder if she doesn’t know that likes are public 

I feel like for a kid whose dad‘s core business while she was growing up in Manhattan was outfitting hotels with Wi-Fi access at the brink of that larger digital infrastructure emergence … and just her general tech integration throughout her career since … I wonder if she doesn‘t play heavily into the plausible deniability of a digital native with selective tech illiteracy … because how could @BorisIsHere possibly have known she was anonymously leaking the lead track off of her album heralding “creative rebellion”—to her signature fan forum no less??  

[Red 99,574]

1 hour ago, bxr said:

I feel like for a kid whose dad‘s core business while she was growing up in Manhattan was outfitting hotels with Wi-Fi access at the brink of that larger digital infrastructure emergence … and just her general tech integration throughout her career since … I wonder if she doesn‘t play heavily into the plausible deniability of a digital native with selective tech illiteracy … because how could @BorisIsHere possibly have known she was anonymously leaking the lead track off of her album heralding “creative rebellion”—to her signature fan forum no less??  

My mother has been using computers since the 80s and nowadays she needs my help to order food on an app

[bxr 2,941]

16 minutes ago, Red said:

My mother has been using computers since the 80s and nowadays she needs my help to order food on an app

It‘s sort of like the tandem effect of the individual and the innovation (if that makes any sense) … I guess a somewhat synonymous analogy would be learning a language … the older you get the more difficult it becomes to gain a “native” fluency with the language, even with neuroplasticity, there are certain patterns and processes that you become accustomed to over time … so, the shift in information technology (and/or computer applications) experienced an exponential shift in a comparatively short amount of time …

All of that is to sort of contextualize that Millennials (Gaga for instance) grew up in tandem with the evolution of contemporary IT infrastructure … so they were learning the language as the language itself was gaining fluency within contemporaneous culture … your mom, for instance, is now engaging with an entirely new “language” in a familiar “land” (applications on the computer / mobile devices … software and hardware) … if any of that makes any sense (which, it rarely if ever does )

But, honestly, this was/is a really intriguing plane of consideration—thanks for the insight!

[Cherry Blues 581]

She will be a good mother! I'm sure. 

[bxr 2,941]

11 hours ago, hamartia said:

Fifteen years from now:

"Hey mom... why did you make it seem like you kidnapped me when I was born?" 

 

11 hours ago, Red said:

“Because I did. “