Mother is Mothering: Gaga Welcomes First Child With Michael Polansky

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I’m assuming surrogate.

Congrats!!! 

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WHAT

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Well that was unexpected 

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they were just spotted a few minutes ago, it must be a surrogate then?

EDIT: PageSix posted pics:

 

Edited Saturday at 12:54 AM by warhol killah

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Everyone play this to celebrate

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Bet the name Joanne/Jo is in there

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If true, I feel so bad that Gaga couldn’t announce it herself on her own time before the tabloids did.

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2 minutes ago, warhol killah said:

they were just spotted a few minutes ago, it must be a surrogate then?

 

I get it Gaga i really do. He is tew fine

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TMZ posted it too, and they always on point with these kinda things 

https://www.tmz.com/2026/09/11/lady-gaga-michael-polansky-welcome-first-child/

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How have we gone from

They've bought a house by @Flippy

To 

They dont want to live by Flippy

To 

They've eloped

To

They've not married yet

To 

Secret pregnancy and childbirth

In a week.

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5 minutes ago, Flippy said:

Sorry y’all, just banned @ChicaSkas for posting fake news

Hey wait they said "can confirm"

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3 minutes ago, warhol killah said:

they were just spotted a few minutes ago, it must be a surrogate then?

 

Lizardpeople lay eggs

Its the obvious explanation 

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BUT WAIT, if she birthed this month, that means she was already pregnent when she was doing MAYHEM Ball earlier this year????? 

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So happy for her!!

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2 minutes ago, ChicaSkas said:

Hey wait they said "can confirm"

Wait, you’re supposed to be banned?