Mother is Mothering: Gaga Welcomes First Child With Michael Polansky

[Bradley 60,396]

13 minutes ago, Helxig said:

"Everybody better stream videos of the new baby so it can break the charts otherwise what's even the POINT of her having it? Ugh her marketing team is letting us all down"

What genre should BABY 1 have?

Surrogate?

Adoption?

[Bradley 60,396]

2 hours ago, Mason said:

Is there something wrong with me that I just genuinely don't care about anyone's baby? lmao

 
congrats tho!! kind of can't believe it!! that came out of no where!! 

pretty sure it came out of Michael's 

[Helxig 45,648]

29 minutes ago, Bradley said:

What genre should BABY 1 have?

Surrogate?

Adoption?

Then heated debates ensue

Next day: "now that Baby 1 has a name, when do you think she will be on to baby 2? Can we expect it Q4 of this year? Or will she wait until the spring so there's no competition with Taylor Swift's Baby 1? She better not keep us waiting because we deserve it"

Edited Saturday at 12:05 PM by Helxig

[ALonelyNight 754]

Everyone wants to wake up to the news I just woke up to.

I literally gasped and woke up my mom who's staying with me for the weekend lmao

 

[kukukoko 91]

omg the best news to wake up to ❤️ what a happy message

[bxr 2,885]

1 hour ago, Bronco said:

Anyway. Have we had confirmation its hers yet? Or is this a grand theft Gaga situation 😂

 

51 minutes ago, Blackout19 said:

But do we know if its a boy or a girl? 

 

 

Spoiler

Additional details, including the baby’s name, sex and date of birth, are not known at this time. However, the family of three was spotted out and about together for the first time in Northern California.

Reps did not respond to our request for comment.

[ Source ]

 

[hamartia 3,297]

12 minutes ago, ALonelyNight said:

Everyone wants to wake up to the news I just woke up to.

I literally gasped and woke up my mom who's staying with me for the weekend lmao

 

My text thread with my mum is just celebrity deaths back to back and then “GAGA BABY?????” 

[hamartia 3,297]

52 minutes ago, Magic Mike said:

It’s over for us

[elijahfan 27,562]

inb4 she was only babysitting… 

Congrats to them both! I believe she wanted this for a long time, I’m genuinely so happy for her. This child is going to have amazing parents and a great life 

[Phaye Monster 8,811]

I just woke up HUHHHH

CONGRATS to Gaga we know she’s been wanting this for so long. That baby is going to be so loved. No wonder she’s been quiet recently. 

[angelduuh 564]

So happy for Gaga 

Can't believe there's people complaining that she may had it surrogate, which is not a problem at all. Gaga sometimes gets it so hard.

[robotvoiceinalice 2,128]

awwwwww congrats

[Kayioshka 3,512]

In the comments on Page Six article, there are already some boomers saying "good luck to the kid, she is a hardcore satanist".

But have these boomers realized that the baby is satanist too. The baby was born on the very low vibrational day that the 11 september is ? Baby’s gonna curse them and it will be exquisite. 

The baby rn :

Edited Saturday at 12:08 PM by Kayioshka

[elijahfan 27,562]

11 hours ago, BUtterfield 8 said:

If true, I feel so bad that Gaga couldn’t announce it herself on her own time before the tabloids did.

Don’t be fooled: the baby wasn’t born yesterday, and we know Gaga is able to disappear when she wants to. This is her signaling she’s ready for people to know.

Edited Saturday at 12:10 PM by elijahfan

[Hydrangea 8,227]

Well it was a nice ride while it lasted