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What if Lady Gaga was a gay man?


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NewEnglandWitch

Honestly no, and I think Adam Lambert is the clearest evidence of that. Which is sad cause he does make some banger music

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RAMROD

Then music world finally have a AAA list gay superstar, decades after Elton & George Michael :sis:

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Roughhouse Dandy

If she were a man half of y'all would HATE her lol 

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Duella Dvil

Do you think he would have cracked Tony Bennett? Or would the crooner do the crooning? :ohwell:

Is Lord Gaga a hunty? A Jock? Circuit Gay? Art Haus Gay? There's so many QUESTIONS!!! Also, more importantly, is he on PREP??? :laughga:

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hamartia

Tbh I feel as though her artistry is so linked with gender fluidity and “the self” as being this constantly changing and evolving thing, that I don’t really see her as being male or female despite seeing her as a woman? Maybe this is too galaxy brain of a response lmao :awkney:

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Duella Dvil
2 minutes ago, hamartia said:

Tbh I feel as though her artistry is so linked with gender fluidity and “the self” as being this constantly changing and evolving thing, that I don’t really see her as being male or female despite seeing her as a woman? Maybe this is too galaxy brain of a response lmao :awkney:

Oh you clockedT it, when Gar starts her training at Starbucks to become the ultimate non-binary barista final boss THEN what?!?!?!? 

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12 minutes ago, Duella Dvil said:

Oh you clockedT it, when Gar starts her training at Starbucks to become the ultimate non-binary barista final boss THEN what?!?!?!? 

:jase:

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Duella Dvil
15 minutes ago, bxr said:

:jase:

She was feeling her Trans femme OATS here

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NewEnglandWitch
1 hour ago, Duella Dvil said:

Do you think he would have cracked Tony Bennett? Or would the crooner do the crooning? :ohwell:

I fell down a Rufus Wainwright rabbit hole. Tony Bennett, hell even Sinatra, has nothing on him. He would outperform both in a heartbeat. I was absolutely floored by his Jazz performances

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TheARTPOPball

If everything stayed the same down to the very same outfits, appearances, performances, etc. I don’t think it would have worked as well with the public

but. If it was the same artistic spirit, in a male body, and that translated into its own thing, I think it still could have stuck. We also don’t know what KIND of gay Gaga would be. 

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LG10
4 hours ago, Controversiaga said:

He would not be a mega star . He’d be an Adam lambert at best

He'd be the gay Michael Jackson sis. 

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gagacabana
2 hours ago, hamartia said:

Tbh I feel as though her artistry is so linked with gender fluidity and “the self” as being this constantly changing and evolving thing, that I don’t really see her as being male or female despite seeing her as a woman? Maybe this is too galaxy brain of a response lmao :awkney:

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Her ARTPOP (gender) could (and does) mean anything! 

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gagzus

I don’t think she’d have even made the same music if she was a man nor the same style, she would’ve leaned more into indie rock and being a rockstar I think and tumblr would’ve gobbled her (him) up in the early 2010s and she would’ve have a cult following I think.

She wouldn’t have had the fame, money or label backing to do things 1:1 that she’d done really. The fact she was a woman played into a lot of the notoriety around how she was percieved. She said it herself in that one interview with the purple wig;

”if I was a man and writing songs about how I love fast cars and f*cking girls, you’d call me a rockstar—I’m just a rockstar”

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bxr
3 hours ago, Duella Dvil said:

She was feeling her Trans femme OATS here

Final Boss Brand OATS Milk—Barista Blend … does a body politic good :ally:

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Funk the Punk, Vol. Finally :huntyga:

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