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Ivanka Trump x Beyoncé collab imminent?!


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As we all remember, Beyoncé and Ivanka were seen sharing a table at a charity event within the past year.

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Many speculated that this was nothing more than the consequence of predetermined seating arrangements by the event organizer. Be that as it may, recent tweets suggest there may be something far more significant, perhaps even geopolitically SEISMIC, going on between the two.

Insiders have speculated that Beyoncé’s forthcoming album is going to be her “most Chinese work to date” with many fans commenting on the progression from American hegemony to Chinese hegemony in the 21st century as an underlying message of many of the teasers, but also because one of Cowboy Carter’s most iconic images was the horse on the album cover, which may have been foreshadowing Beyoncé’s venture into Chinese culture just in time for 2026, the Year of the Fire Horse.

Which brings me to my point about her potential collab with Ivanka Trump. Take a peek at her most recent tweet, highlighting the Chinese lunar New Year and specifically referencing the Year of the Fire Horse:

Coincidence? I think not.

What do y’all think? Is Ivanka stabbing her father in the back by jumping off the sinking ship of the American empire and joining Beyoncé in what will likely result in the coup de grâce of American soft power and the rise of the Chinese millennium? 
 

Discuss!

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Bronco

Checking in to grab my seat for the firework show

The gays know how to party
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TheMontebello

Will they be eating burgers in Puerto Rico as promotional activity?

You like the fat girl I got in me 🍕
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Ladle Ghoulash
1 minute ago, Bronco said:

Checking in to grab my seat for the firework show

Not the microaggression of referring to the Chinese New Year fireworks…

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Ladle Ghoulash
Just now, TheMontebello said:

Will they be eating burgers in Puerto Rico as promotional activity?

Once you kill a cow (the American Empire), you gotta make a burger (new geopolitical trade alliances)

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1 minute ago, TheMontebello said:

Will they be eating burgers in Puerto Rico as promotional activity?

Yes, Onika Burgers 

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sitting on his lap sipping diet pepsi
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Ladle Ghoulash
Just now, Addison Rae said:

Yes, Onika Burgers 

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Onika = death to American hegemony 

Burgers = long live the glorious reign of the CCP 

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I mean, Tiffany is the one with all the musical talent in that fambly

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Ladle Ghoulash
1 minute ago, Bonkers said:

I mean, Tiffany is the one with all the musical talent in that fambly

So true, sister. Stream proto-hyperpop anthem, Like A Bird

 

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1 minute ago, Ladle Ghoulash said:

So true, sister. Stream proto-hyperpop anthem, Like A Bird

 

Thank you, I didn't look it up because I was afraid I would click play and then this amazing bop would go platinum in my head again.

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Kayi

I despise so much the Trump and the husband of Beyoncé.... Why does she keeps this dirty rat as a husband ? :confused:

In my peace era.
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1 minute ago, Kayi said:

I despise so much the Trump and the husband of Beyoncé.... Why does she keeps this dirty rat as a husband ? :confused:

Trust the plan…

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Act III is a rock album... “I took up playing guitar because my husband was working very late nights,” Ivanka Trump said.... hmm.. :gum:

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Ladle Ghoulash
3 minutes ago, Lucas said:

So close!! That is a shape :heart:

I’ll take: “Phrases He’s Only Ever Heard and Never Seen Written” for $500 please, Alex.

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