Chrissy Teigen reveals she's never farted in front of husband-of-12 years

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Chrissy Teigen revealed that hiding her bodily functions has kept har marriage to John Legend alive for 12 years.

“For all he knows, I have never farted or pooped,” the model told E! News at a Netflix event on Tuesday.

Chrissy, 40, added, “You got to keep the sexy and preserve the sexy in a little bit of ways. I won’t say that John necessarily does that all the time, but I make sure that I do.”

Sarah Michelle Gellar added during the joint interview — which took place at the “Star Search” premiere — that “separate bathrooms” have kept her 23-year marriage to Freddie Prinze, Jr. alive.

 

[RAMROD 117,098]

what an uptight household that was 

[InTheCloset 21,794]

id be shitting in front of my hubba bubba 5 hours after we marry

[Lord Mayhem 3,430]

As if she hasn't in her sleep...her husband knows she's lying but you can tell...better keep her happy 

[Murakami27 8,479]

6 minutes ago, InTheCloset said:

id be shitting in front of my hubba bubba 5 hours after we marry

You should have douched on your wedding day...

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I know this is unpopular but I actually prefer this. I have never farted with any of my romantic partners. I rather run to another room to do that if I REALLY have to nor do I wanna smell or hear them fart tbh. I feel like yes being SO comfortable with your partner that you can just fart in front of them is a nice sentiment BUT there is truth to the idea that it does sort of slightly decrease just a tiny bit of that sexy feeling u have with your partner lol. It becomes almost like you guys are siblings or friends at a certain point. idk I just dont want that thought in my head at all. BUT I havnt been with someone for THAT long and I am sure in a relationship that long there are bound to be plenty of moments where a fart slips EVEN if you dont want it to so idk how she did it lol

[weed 78,959]

did she continuously encourage a young woman to kill herself in front of her husband

Edited January 23 by weed

[InTheCloset 21,794]

30 minutes ago, Murakami27 said:

You should have douched on your wedding day...

im marrying a bottom. i cant starve myself or douche. im lazy. too much work

[InTheCloset 21,794]

24 minutes ago, weed said:

did she continuously encourage a young woman to kill herself in front of her husband

what is this?

[HotLikeMexico 6,579]

I fart all the damn time. Idgaf

[Lisbeth Salander 473]

God forbid if it crossed your partner’s mind that your body wasn’t made just for sex 

[weed 78,959]

41 minutes ago, InTheCloset said:

what is this?

this 19yo girl married an old man and Chrissy took it personally enough to attack her for months, "dirt nap" meaning she's dead and buried

[dynamite 66,652]

I'm a very, very farty person, in fact I'm farting writing this post, but I think I'd be the same as her on the off chance I enter a relationship

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[DrKindnessKunt2005 6,436]

I’ve never farted in front of anyone ever. It’s to the point where people in the life joke that it’s physically impossible for me to fart.