RAMROD 114,434 Posted March 28, 2025 Share Posted March 28, 2025 I was driving to head over to the show, it was a pontiac transam, like the ones in Marry The Night MV. And on the way I got strucked from the side by a mini truck going well above the speed limit. I got jacked up pretty bad and the whole scene was pretty intense, but I ended up alive and walking away, but definitely worse for wear. Sat down at the side of the road, covered in antifreeze/blood/grime. I had refused the ambulance and was just collecting myself when the cop that was processing the scene asked me if he could drop me off anywhere and I said "sure, Coachella!". As I'm walking to the cop car, at the corner my eyes, I see a black limo driving away - with Lady Gaga sticking out of the sun roof - flipping me off. And she said, "SEE YOU AT GAGACHELLA, FAXXOT!" and laughing happily in friendly and motherly way. I was stunned for few seconds, processing what just happened, and went down to my knees, one arm raised, making a paws up hand sign, and I was screaming from the top of my lungs, "YAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!", as passes me by. so surreal (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ goddamn this noise inside my head (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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