Snow White explains why her father named her Snow White in new trailer

[Teletubby 136,055]

[hELXIG 41,726]

I have a handful of criticisms but I'll keep my mouth shut for now 

[River 105,669]

To honor the day I was conceived my father named me Sperm White

[Teletubby 136,055]

1 minute ago, River said:

To honor the day I was conceived my father named me Sperm White

why are you named River?

[River 105,669]

2 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

why are you named River?

Miley's River was written to explain it

[bionic 43,012]

Disney basically ragebaiting by putting this at the front of the trailer

I do not support this attempt to encourage and capitalize on social divide

[Creyk 17,099]

So it is because she was born on a very snowy day?

[Kelly Atlantic 178]

Because he was a coke addict?

 

SRY LMFAOOOO

[TEETHTEETH 1,516]

The CGI is fearless, fair, brave and true

[Red 94,879]

 

[bionic 43,012]

3 hours ago, River said:

To honor the day I was conceived my father named me Sperm White

That's why my chlamydia queen mother named me Neon Green  

[The Ew from Judas 503]

I love how out of touch this entire movie is

[LadyEnigma 1,049]

I don’t have faith in this being good but I’m sat for the soundtrack Rachel’s voice >>>

[Gorehound 3,676]

Oh man. Rachel's acting is just as wooden as Gal Gadot's  

Can't believe they spent over 200 million on this soulless, flat mess.