Snow White explains why her father named her Snow White in new trailer

[TaylorSwift 161,300]

[Helxig 45,161]

I have a handful of criticisms but I'll keep my mouth shut for now 

[River 126,354]

To honor the day I was conceived my father named me Sperm White

[TaylorSwift 161,300]

1 minute ago, River said:

To honor the day I was conceived my father named me Sperm White

why are you named River?

[River 126,354]

2 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

why are you named River?

Miley's River was written to explain it

[bionic 50,110]

Disney basically ragebaiting by putting this at the front of the trailer

I do not support this attempt to encourage and capitalize on social divide

[Creyk 18,562]

So it is because she was born on a very snowy day?

[Kelly Atlantic 282]

Because he was a coke addict?

 

SRY LMFAOOOO

[TEETHTEETH 1,792]

The CGI is fearless, fair, brave and true

[Red 99,081]

 

[bionic 50,110]

3 hours ago, River said:

To honor the day I was conceived my father named me Sperm White

That's why my chlamydia queen mother named me Neon Green  

[The Ew from Judas 1,505]

I love how out of touch this entire movie is

[Gorehound 5,694]

Oh man. Rachel's acting is just as wooden as Gal Gadot's  

Can't believe they spent over 200 million on this soulless, flat mess. 

[63grekke 1,440]

this movie looks amazing tbh, cant wait for it to come out

 

[RAMROD 116,613]

But we all knew the actual reason why they add this scenes right?