lilboyblue 3,795 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 It really is going to be a Gaga halloween isn't it? The audacity to push LG7 to 2025 is because we getting fed this year anyway! 2024 and 2025 truthers BOTH WON. 20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrygaga 2,680 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 I AM MOVING. this is the insider who shared DWAS visual hours before Gaga's announcement. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrygaga 2,680 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 35 minutes ago, VTV said: a track? or an announcement? if we base on Gaga's behavior during DWAS teasing, it's gonna be released this friday 27th. 9 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerrygaga 2,680 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 23 minutes ago, bpmMonkey said: Announcement today (Monday) is what I thought yesterday when she posted actual audio. 2 messages, one audio, they can’t go back to rando pics again with yet another color. I’m exciteddddd <3 same, i think she will announce later. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starmie25 13,098 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Lesssss goooooooo Leeeeeeeeeeee!!! 5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFXIV WhiteMage 5,307 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 I sense a dark pop experimental balladish song Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTV 12,517 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 13 minutes ago, gerrygaga said: if we base on Gaga's behavior during DWAS teasing, it's gonna be released this friday 27th. i hope its a dark rnb track like The Roof by Mariah or Frozen by Madonna 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest 841 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 I’m gonna cream my tits 8 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doraemon 918 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 I want oxygen stat. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdance4life 606 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 My tampon flew out Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas. 12 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite 4,791 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 OMG I am moving, start the countdowns 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyjeddy 1,295 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 43 minutes ago, mdance4life said: 🙄 Or it’s Haus labs Joker 2 Eyeshadow Pallete - colour of the shades depict the posts she’s been serving But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercifulAir 746 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 That glorious moment when you show up at your favorite restaurant, stomach grumbling like a toddler throwing a tantrum. Of course, it’s packed, because the universe loves to test you. You’re standing there, staring at the hostess like, ‘Hey, babe, be a doll and tell me you’re doing walk-ins.’ The smell of food is so good it’s practically slapping you in the face, and you’re watching people eat like it’s their last supper. Meanwhile, all you can think is, ‘B****, why am I not the chosen one?’ Finally, it’s your turn at the podium of judgment. The hostess looks you dead in the eyes and drops the bomb: ‘It’ll be a four-year wait.’ Four. Years. You’re too stunned to speak, like, ‘Did I accidentally sign up for a NASA mission? Is there food on Mars?’ But then you remember that one magical meal you had last time, the one that changed your life. Yeah, it’s worth it. You sit your butt down, ready to wait it out like you’re trying to buy Taylor Swift tickets. Four years go by. You’ve aged. Watched civilizations rise and fall. Watched people come and go, getting fed like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet in heaven while you just sit there, withering away like an uneaten breadstick. But then… the buzzer in your hand lights up. It’s time. You feel like you’ve won the Hunger Games. You waddle over to your table, exhausted from the sheer length of existence, and plant your big back into that seat like you’re auditioning for a sleep commercial. Then, out of nowhere, Lady Gaga appears, casually in the most avant garde waitress uniform. She pulls out a notepad like she’s about to take your order, then yeets it over her shoulder with dramatic flair. ‘Let the feast begin,’ she says, as if you didn’t just starve for four literal years. Suddenly, cherubs start falling from the ceiling, sprinkling LG7, secret tracks, and the Joker soundtrack like confetti. You look around, in awe, whispering to yourself, ‘I’m being fed—finally.’ Tears of joy. Fade to black. The end. 6 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of the Fall 3,778 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Holy **** it's actually happening, to think this is only the start of a beautiful year of being fed Hey, I'm king of the world, you ought to hear my song, you come on measure me, I'm twenty inches long 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
highwithenemy 783 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 This is crazy omg, this would definetly be a peak in her career Tell my mama it's bad karma, I just killed a man. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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