COOOK 76,406 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKindnessKunt2005 6,339 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He’s trying to break the world record of the world longest fart (2 minutes). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 21,253 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Only seeing God as he cums I'm a virgin, but I'm such a ***** (Ah) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 76,917 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 filling my mouth lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 168,096 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 His maid is dusting the ceiling fan and he looked up and got dust in his eyes. Now he's going to fire her for it and she won't be able to afford the new iPhone 'cause she's gonna have to go work for a c-list celebrity instead ¡Seguimos aquí! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He's thinking of Twinkies. Not like as in a skinny ywink but as in the desert pastry. Edit: The typos.. I'm embarrassed and ashamed 😭 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 81,637 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He’s remembering about the time he was gagged… Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonBaetens 9,165 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 getting fisted when you're lonely, I'll be lonely too / https://www.last.fm/user/SimonBaetens Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiecat 17,506 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother of Puppies 36,547 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He just let a fart out that was brewing in there all day THEY CALL ME LADY MOP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaIsMyCure 3,607 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He's puthing it inside Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 122,472 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Sneezing, you can see the mucus in his nose The truth is in his mucus So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 125,511 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 It's 9pm on November 8, 2016 and he just realized that he accidentally voted for Trump instead of Hillary Clinton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 18,268 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Just realised the thesis was on due to be presented yesterday after checking the calendar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebeldeFaith 5,601 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 The first reply to the tweet is EXACTLY what I expected. The internet can't surprise me anymore. Can I vanish into a cheeseburger pizza? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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