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Save Pompeii using only Gaga lyrics


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Pennywise
19 minutes ago, Debithius said:

Curious, where does she sing We're all in Just Dance? I just looked through the lyrics and couldnt find it. Am I too tired? :wtfga:

It's this part

 

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Wish I could shut my playboy mouth (Oh, oh, oh-oh)
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? (Inside out, right)
Control your poison, babe, roses have thorns, they say
And we're all gettin' hosed tonight (Oh, oh, oh-oh)

 

So long ggd, it was nice while it lasted.
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Moonlight on Water

I'll just sing MANiCURE and find a hot lady :hor:

she/her
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RodeckDanny
11 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

You've just travelled back in time 1,944 years to the year 79 A.D. When you step out of your time machine, you find yourself in the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, right in the middle of a busy market. Around you, men and women draped in togas mill around the street, and merchants sell their wares from behind their stalls. A sign in the town square tells you that you have arrived on the day before the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

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However, when you open your mouth, you realize you can only speak in Gaga lyrics that have been conveniently translated to Latin. "Ama cum crura me vocas...mane me emunt ova" [Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs]. You stand there looking shocked, hands covering your mouth. A nearby merchant gives you three eggs and holds his hand out, expecting a gold coin.

You try to speak again but out comes more Gaga lyrics. "Quid simile cum asino circum me venis?" [Why'd you come around me with an ass like that?]. A hot Roman soldier overhears you talking to yourself and winks at you from across the street.

As you continue to babble to yourself, the local townspeople begin to gather around you. They whisper amongst each other, studying you from top to bottom and amazed by your modern clothing and healthy gums. From the corner of your eye you see a woman point in your direction and mimic the gesture of a limp wrist to her servant. Suddenly, the street goes quiet.

With only 24 hours to go until the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, you realize this may be your only chance to save the people of Pompeii from the volcano's wrath. However, it can only be done with Gaga lyrics.

What do you say?

This is my new favorite thread ever on GGD. Period. 

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PunkTheFunk
13 hours ago, Cssomeone said:

[Turn the car on and] ruuuuuuuuuuuun 

(from Marry the Night)

"What the f*ck is a car??"

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Cssomeone
4 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

"What the f*ck is a car??"

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That's why that part is in square brackets :huntyga:

 

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Bebe

"I'm not having fun tonight"

"I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight, put on your shades 'cause I'll be dancing in the flames tonight yeah baby, tonight yeah baby"

"Run, run, hot cha, cha, cha, baby she goes"

 

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PunkTheFunk
4 hours ago, Cssomeone said:

That's why that part is in square brackets :huntyga:

 

Square brackets haven't been invented yet

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Cssomeone
3 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

Square brackets haven't been invented yet

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I hate you ... you're a genius

How Dare You Greta GIF

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