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PunkTheFunk

You've just travelled back in time 1,944 years to the year 79 A.D. When you step out of your time machine, you find yourself in the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, right in the middle of a busy market. Around you, men and women draped in togas mill around the street, and merchants sell their wares from behind their stalls. A sign in the town square tells you that you have arrived on the day before the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

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However, when you open your mouth, you realize you can only speak in Gaga lyrics that have been conveniently translated to Latin. "Ama cum crura me vocas...mane me emunt ova" [Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs]. You stand there looking shocked, hands covering your mouth. A nearby merchant gives you three eggs and holds his hand out, expecting a gold coin.

You try to speak again but out comes more Gaga lyrics. "Quid simile cum asino circum me venis?" [Why'd you come around me with an ass like that?]. A hot Roman soldier overhears you talking to yourself and winks at you from across the street.

As you continue to babble to yourself, the local townspeople begin to gather around you. They whisper amongst each other, studying you from top to bottom and amazed by your modern clothing and healthy gums. From the corner of your eye you see a woman point in your direction and mimic the gesture of a limp wrist to her servant. Suddenly, the street goes quiet.

With only 24 hours to go until the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, you realize this may be your only chance to save the people of Pompeii from the volcano's wrath. However, it can only be done with Gaga lyrics.

What do you say?

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Pennywise

"...we're all" from Just dance
"gonna" from Marry the Night

"die" from Princess Die
:poot:

 

and then I go find that Roman soldier because I don't really care if these people die or not :hor:

YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL NOR WILL HE EVER BE
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The Fame

"Run, run with her t-
Run, run with her t-
Run, run with her t-
Run, run with her t-
Run, run with her t-
Run, run with her t-
Run, run with her t-
R-r-r-run"

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weed

Hello Hello (hello hello), my my my what have we here? What a surprise, what a surprise :diane:

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Bonkers

well I don't want to create an alternate timeline, so I'd just continue with plan to hookup.  So I'd find the gheys and say,

I want your lovin and I want your revenge

let's play a love game

you're the one that i've been looking FOR

RAIN 

ON

ME.


Then I get back in my time machine and go home. :classy:

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LaFama

I'd be like Quod Arizona caelum ardere in oculis tuis me spectas et, infantem, ignem capere volo [That Arizona sky burning in your eyes, you look at me and, babe, I wanna catch on fire] trying to explain they about to be toast. 

But then, they'd be like Deus tuus non est hic Michael. Nec unquam erit [Your God is not here Michael. Nor will he ever be. 

Its not a fedora u f*ck
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JazzGa

I'd say

"TONIIIIIiiIIIIIIIIIIiiIIIIIght" "the flaame" "came down the mountain, draggin" "the downtown... HEAR MY SOUND!" "TONIIIIIiiiIIIIiiIIIIiiight (if you go with me) cause I'm i'm i'm" "tryin' to save a part of youUUu" 

and hope the message got through :pray: :laughga:

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catsounds

Thy is something, thy is somethingus about this place

somethingus, a lonely night and lava on our face

idk something like that :air: 

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Arcanum

struunt eum mille passus

meare serve eam antiquae civitatis style

proelium in vita tua Babylon

bugs bunny GIF by Brooke

I Wantth your Love...I Wantth your Love.
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DrKindnessKunt1999

I would just sing Gypsy and aggressively sing the places that are mentioned in the song so that I could convince everyone to travel away from Pompeii 

 

To give you an idea of how aggressively I would sing the places, here’s an example:

 

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The Fame Monster

With my beautiful siren singing voice, I would sing any Gaga banger and make them follow me like Jesus did. 

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Why am I on GGD

The mountains [Americano] ignite the flame [MJH] tonight [Gypsy]

Leave [...] these streets [...] to explode [MTN].

Take my hand [Joanne]

Come on and run [MTN]

It's hot to feel the rush, to brush the dangerous [TEOG]

Why'd you come around me with an ass like that? [WDYDT]

Get out, don't shout. I'm gonna have s*x for sure [MANiCURE demo]

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Helxig

"sit back down where you belong" - You And I

"why won't you.. staay.. staay. heeeeEEeEEEEEEeEEEeeeee" - Million Reasons live version

 

I'm not lookin' to change history no sir-ee :crossed:  I don't wanna come back to the future and find out that because of the butterfly effect, Trump is president and the world has been plunged into nuclear winter 

I'll be myself until they fŇęcking close the coffin.
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Debithius
9 hours ago, Pennywise said:

"...we're all" from Just dance
"gonna" from Marry the Night

"die" from Princess Die
:poot:

 

and then I go find that Roman soldier because I don't really care if these people die or not 

Curious, where does she sing We're all in Just Dance? I just looked through the lyrics and couldnt find it. Am I too tired? :wtfga:

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