Kimmo 82,467 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 An 88-year-old Frenchman caused a panic after arriving at a hospital with a World War One artillery shell lodged in his rectum. Hospital Sainte Musse, in Toulon, southern France, was evacuated after the unnamed pensioner turned up on Saturday evening hoping that someone would free the explosive from his ****. Doctors understandably were worried that the shell could explode inside the man, who is understood to have inserted the item in his backside for sexual pleasure. Fortunately bomb squad disposal experts arrived shortly after and determined that there was little risk that the shell would blow up, and managed to put surgeons at ease, French news outlet Var-Matin reports. Doctors made an incision and surgically removed the First World War collector’s item, which measured at 8 inches long (20cm) and more than 2 inches wide (5cm). ‘We had to manage the risk in a reactive framework. When in doubt, we took all the precautions.' Source Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURUSHITOVSKA 20,451 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 I'm afraid this would be me if I make it to 88 like no more co**s, give me bombs, i can't take it anymlre ¿Qué currículum tiene ésta tarántula? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 The kinks of this man omg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicdream 39,660 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 This wasn't on my 2022 bingo card Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 129,104 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Ass bomb ass bomb, you're my ass bomb and baby you can turn me on So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pennywise 36,080 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Like, THIS is what I mean when I say I want some bomb ass d. Like, if I don't end up in a hospital with an explosive butt, did you even **** me? So long ggd, it was nice while it lasted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonBaetens 9,639 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 12 minutes ago, Healed My Heart said: This wasn't on my 2022 bingo card Exactly haha what even is this. Iconic. Also… can we please as a society just accept that men like **** pleasure and encourage them to buy sex toys so they don’t end up in hospital with miscellaneous paraphernalia up their butt?? Thanks. when you're lonely, I'll be lonely too / https://www.last.fm/user/SimonBaetens Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flippy 14,701 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 There’s toys too? Like… why? TMBT 3.22.11 // TBTWB 1.17.13 // ArtRAVE 6.3.14 // C2CT 5.28.15 // TJWT 8.13.17 // CWT 9.8.22 // TMB 7.22.25 & 7.24.25 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 82,467 Posted December 21, 2022 Author Share Posted December 21, 2022 18 minutes ago, Flippy said: There’s toys too? Like… why? He wanted to have a Bomb Ass Bussy Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaxboy 7,109 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, SimonBaetens said: Exactly haha what even is this. Iconic. Also… can we please as a society just accept that men like **** pleasure and encourage them to buy sex toys so they don’t end up in hospital with miscellaneous paraphernalia up their butt?? Thanks. This! There’s a reason Wal Mart and CVS have a decent collection of toys. Or just suck it up and go to a specialty shop and splurge on something good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 23,083 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 11 minutes ago, skaxboy said: There’s a reason Wal Mart and CVS have a decent collection of toys They do…? brb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicaSkas 24,210 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 14 minutes ago, Kimmo said: He wanted to have a Bomb Ass Bussy At EIGHTY EIGHT no less Do YOU own the 4' by 6' Perfect Illusion promo Poster? Will pay you for it. Pic: http://i.imgur.com/UWuzumk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbage day 11,863 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 17 minutes ago, skaxboy said: This! There’s a reason Wal Mart and CVS have a decent collection of toys. Or just suck it up and go to a specialty shop and splurge on something good. do they stock them in-store or just online? marjorie stewart baxter said something about that on twitter a few weeks ago and I thought she was just being crazy and stupid as usual Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonsago 7,285 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 And the gays wanna be taken seriously when here they are shoving WWI bombs up their ass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 42,253 Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 You can’t play with these old timers. They don’t give af. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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