Prostitute Barbie 4,077 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 https://www.theonion.com/lady-gaga-kidnaps-commissioner-gordon-1819571641?fs=e&s=cl “GOTHAM CITY—Supervillain Lady Gaga brazenly abducted Commissioner James Gordon from a charity fundraiser Tuesday, leaving police baffled and the citizens of Gotham fearing for their safety. Known for her outlandish costumes and geometric polygon hair, the criminal madwoman made a daring escape from Arkham Asylum last week and has been taunting authorities by interrupting television broadcasts ever since. “If you ever want to see Commissioner Gordon again, you’ll do exactly as I say,” Lady Gaga said from her secret lair, adjusting her angular yellow Tyvek and spandex dress as henchmen danced menacingly around the bound commissioner. While the kidnapping occurred at stately Wayne Manor, home of playboy jet-setter Bruce Wayne, the eccentric billionaire was not available for comment.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Fudge 8,635 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Ugh why is it that she could play herself as a supervillain and it would work amazingly Been a cuff touple, a puff bupple, a tough couple of years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nATAH 48,884 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 now this is promo mother, what must i do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 73,784 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 that smell.... that smelly smell that.. smells..... relevance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pachinko 10,387 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 I love how this is blowing up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomOfTheDance 13,794 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 ME NEXT GAGA KIDNAP ME!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stupid Oreo 14,255 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 ONION GIRL TEAS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leblanc 2,454 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 This is kinda a gag Coven Season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CannaeDrive 3,412 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 " the criminal madwoman " "Fame Is A Boomerang" - Maria Callas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTV 12,841 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 19 hours ago, NATAH said: now this is promo It has begun Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald 13,841 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 7/27/10 10:40AM Not the way The Onion predicted the future, almost 12 years ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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