Kimmo 82,284 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 A Texas lawyer, who was fired from his job after he recorded himself storming the US Capitol earlier this month, filed a lawsuit that presented baseless allegations of election fraud with the help of bizarre references to "Lord of the Rings." The court filing gets outlandish when it starts to make references to the fictional land of Gondor in J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy classic "The Lord of the Rings." "Gondor has no king," the lawsuit states, alongside a footnote which then goes on to explain the analogy. Davis proposes for the court to issue a "state of stewardship," which would mean that Congress and Biden should be temporarily supervised until Trump returns to take the "crown" of the kingdom. "This analogy is applicable since there is now in Washington DC a group of individuals calling themselves the president, vice-president, and Congress who have no rightful claim to govern the American people," the case states, according to the Guardian. "Since only the rightful king could sit on the throne of Gondor, a steward was appointed to manage Gondor until the return of the King, known as 'Aragorn', occurred at the end of the story," it continued. Davis then goes on to ask the federal judge to act with "courage" and to "take a stand against tyranny," according to Salon. https://news.yahoo.com/gondor-no-king-pro-trump-110947868.html Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Heart 4,400 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 How dare you besmirch LOTR like this? Leave it out your filthy mouth you terrorist ! "GGD IS NOT FOR YOU" - Admin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nano 3,744 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 You chew beef, I wear meat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 78,957 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 that seat talks too much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassy McSass 814 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 If Trump was to rule any land on Middle Earth it would be Mordor, sire. I’ll keep looking for Wonderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathanholland 5,429 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 "We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little democrats, wicked, tricksy, false." Spoiler Before there was love, there was silence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariana Grindr 3,173 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 A wow. A literal clown 🤡 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Heart 4,400 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 30 minutes ago, Sassy McSass said: If Trump was to rule any land on Middle Earth it would be Mordor, sire. Dont do Sauron like that either! Sauron was powerful. Trump would be Gollum, pathetic and lusting after his ring (or in this case the presidency) "GGD IS NOT FOR YOU" - Admin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlash 14,539 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Kimmo said: A Texas lawyer, who was fired from his job after he recorded himself storming the US Capitol earlier this month They probably were like Ew, David! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alecks 751 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 “Legitimate audit” How many audits will it take until one is deemed “legitimate?” Or will it only be considered “legitimate” if it somehow changes the entire outcome? States already audit them. And have. With bipartisan teams. Cheeto’s legal team even had to admit that to Georgia court after being repeatedly pressed on it. “There were a non-zero number of Republicans allowed to oversee...” They could let them hand count every vote themselves if they wanted. Then they’d just deny the ballots are real. There’s no convincing the vast majority of these idiots that people didn’t vote the same way they did because they live in echo chambers where they’d never encounter a Dem voter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresco 1,688 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 There's nothing in the US Constitution that would allow the LOTR scenario. People like him are living in a fantasy land. He drank the kool-aid. Too bad he threw away all those years of expensive law school to waste it on defending Golem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 127,481 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Gondor's king has no clown So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic 50,111 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 They've already tried a Game of Thrones reference which failed, so why not try LOTR? I guess Star Wars is next Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudraCNG 15,510 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 But does he know he was quoting a "bad guy"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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