Kimmo 41,310 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 A Texas lawyer, who was fired from his job after he recorded himself storming the US Capitol earlier this month, filed a lawsuit that presented baseless allegations of election fraud with the help of bizarre references to "Lord of the Rings." The court filing gets outlandish when it starts to make references to the fictional land of Gondor in J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy classic "The Lord of the Rings." "Gondor has no king," the lawsuit states, alongside a footnote which then goes on to explain the analogy. Davis proposes for the court to issue a "state of stewardship," which would mean that Congress and Biden should be temporarily supervised until Trump returns to take the "crown" of the kingdom. "This analogy is applicable since there is now in Washington DC a group of individuals calling themselves the president, vice-president, and Congress who have no rightful claim to govern the American people," the case states, according to the Guardian. "Since only the rightful king could sit on the throne of Gondor, a steward was appointed to manage Gondor until the return of the King, known as 'Aragorn', occurred at the end of the story," it continued. Davis then goes on to ask the federal judge to act with "courage" and to "take a stand against tyranny," according to Salon. https://news.yahoo.com/gondor-no-king-pro-trump-110947868.html Tragic. 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Diamond Heart 4,394 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 How dare you besmirch LOTR like this? Leave it out your filthy mouth you terrorist ! But baby, I just need one good one Tuesday 2 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nano 1,063 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 You chew beef, I wear meat. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
weed 44,806 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 that seat talks too much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy McSass 760 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 (edited) If Trump was to rule any land on Middle Earth it would be Mordor, sire. Edited January 24 by Sassy McSass Typo Excelsior 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonathanholland 5,037 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 (edited) "We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little democrats, wicked, tricksy, false." Spoiler Edited January 24 by Jonathanholland Before there was love, there was silence 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ariana Grindr 3,049 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 A wow. A literal clown 🤡 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Diamond Heart 4,394 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 30 minutes ago, Sassy McSass said: If Trump was to rule any land on Middle Earth it would be Mordor, sire. Dont do Sauron like that either! Sauron was powerful. Trump would be Gollum, pathetic and lusting after his ring (or in this case the presidency) But baby, I just need one good one Tuesday 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheSlash 11,453 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 1 hour ago, Kimmo said: A Texas lawyer, who was fired from his job after he recorded himself storming the US Capitol earlier this month They probably were like An original mess since 1995 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alecks 243 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 “Legitimate audit” How many audits will it take until one is deemed “legitimate?” Or will it only be considered “legitimate” if it somehow changes the entire outcome? States already audit them. And have. With bipartisan teams. Cheeto’s legal team even had to admit that to Georgia court after being repeatedly pressed on it. “There were a non-zero number of Republicans allowed to oversee...” They could let them hand count every vote themselves if they wanted. Then they’d just deny the ballots are real. There’s no convincing the vast majority of these idiots that people didn’t vote the same way they did because they live in echo chambers where they’d never encounter a Dem voter. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fresco 1,043 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 There's nothing in the US Constitution that would allow the LOTR scenario. People like him are living in a fantasy land. He drank the kool-aid. Too bad he threw away all those years of expensive law school to waste it on defending Golem. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
River 54,586 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Gondor's king has no clown I'd rather be dead but I guess I'm alive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bionic 19,924 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 They've already tried a Game of Thrones reference which failed, so why not try LOTR? I guess Star Wars is next buy bionic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RudraCNG 9,874 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 But does he know he was quoting a "bad guy"? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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