Jill 14,405 Posted November 28, 2020 Let's be real for a second here. Apart from Bad Romance, Gaga managed to get a number of other so-called "hits" but none of them can actually hold up in court, because all of them can be explained by a series of lucky events. Let's see: From The Fame: Just Dance (reached #1 because of people just trying and see what it was) Poker Face (reached #1 because people were giving Gaga the benefit of the doubt after her first singe failed) LoveGame (the video was sexual) Eh, Eh (we don't talk about it) BDR (people just confused it with Poker Face) Paparazzi (people were obsessed with paparazzi photos and found the song when searching for the term in Google, by chance) From The Fame Monster: Bad Romance - Gaga's only real hit Telephone (people were itnerested in Beyoncé, not Gaga) Alejandro (nuns were mad) From Born This Way: Born This Way (reached #1 thanks to upwards gravity) Judas (people bought it out of spite for the real Judas) The Edge of Glory (people thought she was Katy Perry here. I don't have proof but Im sure of it) You and I (the GP just listened to it after Elton John mentioned it under the wrong title, then elft it because they were uninterested) Marry the Night (didn't reach #-3) From ARTPOP: Applause (people were only listening to it because Katy Perry indirectly promoted it) Do What U Want (this song doesn't even exist) A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) From Joanne: Perfect Illusion (the GP was only interested because of the hype) Million Reasons (only reached #4 because it was a good song) G.U.Y. (not even a hit) From ASIB: Shallow (in times of COVID, the people found comfort in the audience sound effects) ARUTW (too long to type, too cheesy to accomodate the GP's exclusive taste) INLA (even longer tittiele than ARUTW) From Chromatica: Stupid Love (people were nostalgic of the Texas Rangers, but confused them with the Power Rangers) Rain on Me (basically Ariana's solo single) 911 (the video was shockign) I know this opinion is controversial but you all know deepd won that I'm right. ARIZONA IS BLUE GODDAMMIT 3 139 2 4 3 5 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Quartz 10,737 Posted November 28, 2020 I love you Inside, we are really made the same. 🕊 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
dynamite 41,936 Posted November 28, 2020 Love it when you give me shade in the morning call me neyde 1 15 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Justin Drew Bieber 13,011 Posted November 28, 2020 You sound like Quran/PutYourPawsDown/ItFeelsReductive Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Andreu 35,384 Posted November 28, 2020 before there was love there was silence 5 2 1 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Zak 186 Posted November 28, 2020 Eh Eh was never released as a single in the U.S.... It was a regional single like 911 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Finn The Human 5,175 Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jill said: The Edge of Glory (people thought she was Katy Perry here. I don't have proof but Im sure of it) Thread of the year 18 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
AlexanderMagno 10,701 Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Jill said: From ARTPOP: Applause (people were only listening to it because Katy Perry indirectly promoted it) Do What U Want (this song doesn't even exist) A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) Edit: ok I get it now, but on the other hand I should report this for using the wrong tag Edited November 28, 2020 by AlexanderMagno Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Pennywise 14,474 Posted November 28, 2020 Don't you have to get ready to be the first lady or something, gurl YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL NOR WILL HE EVER BE 13 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Jill 14,405 Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, Zak said: Eh Eh was never released as a single in the U.S.... It was a regional single like 911 It was such a gigantic flop that Gaga's team wants you to believe this was what happened. Don't listen to them. Wake up. ARIZONA IS BLUE GODDAMMIT 9 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
HausOfAntonio 3,889 Posted November 28, 2020 The way I was about to pop OFF for a second there 6 2 1 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Gagaism 5,273 Posted November 28, 2020 “from ARTPOP AYO” 9 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Monster7 5,320 Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Jill said: From ARTPOP: A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) From Joanne: G.U.Y. From ASIB: Shallow (in times of COVID, the people found comfort in the audience sound effects) ARUTW (too long to type, too cheesy to accomodate the GP's exclusive taste) INLA (even longer tittiele than ARUTW) From Chromatica: Stupid Love (people were nostalgic of the Texas Rangers, but confused them with the Power Rangers) screaming I was already going to report Edited November 28, 2020 by Monster7 8 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
Ryusei 53,350 Posted November 28, 2020 Stan Fujii Kaze 2 40 1 1 4 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter
donatellab 2,445 Posted November 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jill said: From ARTPOP: A-YO (people didn't even know its real title) From Joanne: G.U.Y. (not even a hit) She/Her/Hers 1 5 Quote Share Link to post Share on other sites Facebook Twitter