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Slant: Every Lady Gaga Album Ranked


Mr S

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Joanne number 3? :awkney:

Chromatica number 5? :cryga:

ARTPOP number 6? :wtfga:

What were they thinking? :messga:

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"Her skill for crafting sublime pop is undeniable."

I'll agree with that.

Tbh I find it hard to rank her albums because they are all so different that it depends on my mood. Right now I hold both BTW and Chromatica as her top albums. Ask me again in 2 months and it'll be Joanne.

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Weren’t Slant the ones saying that ARTPOP was far superior, despite giving a sub par rating as well. But now they’ve ranked Chromatica higher than ARTPOP, like make your mind up hun.... :saladga: Anyways the whole rank is a hot mess lol sooooooo :yennefer:

Get that fire exit door, I’m off...
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Lord Temptation

America’s Sal Cinquemani (of Slant magazine) and Australia’s Bernard Zuel (of the Sydney Morning Herald) have always given Gaga sh*t reviews. Both massive Madge stans, surprised? :excuseu:

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Naak Le Vaar

I don't mean to sound rude but that was the most pretentious thing I have read in a while. Like someone had said earlier in this thread even the compliments given back-hand the albums. What a mess.

Lmao they blocked my signature
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9 hours ago, thehanyo said:

Also, it says the article is written by Staff, but there are only two authors credited across all the blurbs.

They want to be nasty and use her name for clicks, but they're too cowardly to put them under their author profiles.

Also, they gave Smile a better review than Chromatica and thought the Cursed Madonna remix of Levitate was "sublime." :triggered:

Each of the blurbs list the writer, and most of them is that loser names Sal Cinquinama of whatever. He's a known Madonna Stan who hates LG for some reason.

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Why did they even come up with this list anyway. Their main writer hates Gaga personally (the critisism are more on a personal level). He is incapable of writing about her objectively and he hates her so why waste his time? Just write another Madonna article.

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1 hour ago, Mr S said:

Each of the blurbs list the writer, and most of them is that loser names Sal Cinquinama of whatever. He's a known Madonna Stan who hates LG for some reason.

Yeah, I originally listed their names and Twitter handles but didn't want to get a warning point for sending the liddos after them lol.

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djBuffoon

1. Born This Way

2. Chromatica

3. The Fame Monster

4. ARTPOP

5. The Fame

6. Joanne 

7. A Star is Born

8. Cheek to Cheek

Love all of these though. :nick:

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23 minutes ago, thehanyo said:

Yeah, I originally listed their names and Twitter handles but didn't want to get a warning point for sending the liddos after them lol.

It's fine if you twitter name is like "John" or something, but if it's "Gagafan" then they will just dismiss it and call us crazy.

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Thats stupid Luv

Not them trying to drag her jazz efforts as if it wasn’t the move that helped send her career back into an upswing, and as if it wasn’t a number 1 album that was critically acclaimed 👁👁 like by all means have it at the bottom of the list but you don’t have to spew negativity at any of her work in rating it 🙃

I was half expecting the fame to be number 1 knowing sl*nt , thank god they at least got the number 1 right 

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EuphoricVibez

I don't trust Slant at all. They're so biased it isn't funny. :bear: Here's my ranking of her albums.

1. BTW

2. Chromatica

3. TFM

4. The Fame

5. Joanne

6. ARTPOP

7. ASIB

8. C2C

He/him/his
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JohnnyVersace

omfg :koons:

So....they slandered and dragged every album except TFM and BTW?

AND said C2C sounds like her posing as a jazz singer with random shouts and screams?

No, sis :bye:

Putting Chromatica and ARTPOP in the bottom ranking below Joanne just proves that these people don't understand Gaga, her sound or the meaning of her music. 

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