NFRatwell 23,290 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 I’ve been thinking about this for a while but I’ve decided to come clean. Last year, I was at Enigma and Gaga looked right in my eyes. I was wearing a shirt that said “name your next album Chromatica” and the second she moved her eyes down to see my shirt they grew super wide. She yelled out of her mic “Bobby!” I knew she would use my idea. After the show I waited for her at the place she’d usually leave in her car. Well, she was super drunk that night but still wanted to drive, so she sped out of the parking garage and drove right over my foot. I was in pain, and when she stopped, she asked if I was ok. I said “yes Gaga, do you remember me? Look at my shirt” and she nodded. “I love that idea, I think I’ll use it” I was so happy! I asked if I could get something as memorabilia, hoping I’d at least get an autograph or a picture with her for my idea. Instead, she looked at my foot and said “That should bruise” and drove off. So even though it did bruise, I still think Gaga owes me something. Anyone else? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a french fry 1,565 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 I’m a soooooo drunk can someone explain if they’re being funny or being truthful social experiment gone wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterofFame 1,785 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Wtf did I just read.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Well... has anyone tried the chicken? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieJudasGaga4 67,907 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dit 46,317 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Spoiler I can confirm this with my own expierience with her. One night she swiped me on Tindr and so I drove over to her house and while we were hooking up while Bobby was filming she yelped out "Chromatica" and I was confused. After we were done we fell asleep in her bed and while sleeping she was dreaming out loud and said gently "NFRockwell...GagaDaily....Chromatica" i knew this was important so I remembered it but I didn't know what it all meant until today when I read your thread! now it all makes sense to me and it pieced together all the puzzle. I'm sorry about your experience. I'll bring it up to her the next time we hook up. Maybe she can throw you a check or something... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Eyes 2,272 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Winter 293 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 A hybrid can withstand these things / my heart can beat with bricks and strings Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brecht 7 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 it seems So Legit™ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonanon 932 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 omg yes she should know bruises aren't permanent. She def owes you!! Edited just now by anonanon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Economy 48,813 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Are you bored? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born in Chromatica 7 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Gaga has a lot to explain to us . FaShIoN iS mY pAsSiOn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
not a french fry 1,565 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Y’all tell me this is satire I literally don’t know too many tequila sunrises jose Cuervo is my bae now social experiment gone wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirrion Rizzons 10,695 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, rumours said: Well... has anyone tried the chicken? I thought it was lovely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAG 7 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 "That should bruise" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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