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Madonna has donated so much money that she may legally become the EU's newest member

 

As if 2020 wasn't weird enough already, Madonna may end up replacing the United Kingdom as a member state of the European Union.

Because of an obscure EU law unearthed by Politico's Paul Dallison, Madonna can join the organisation because she pledged more money to fight coronavirus than several of its actual members.

Madonna pledged $1m during an online summit held by EU Commission president Ursula von der Leyen aimed at raising money to research coronavirus vaccine development and produce tests.

$8bn (£6.5bn) was pledged altogether from 40 countries and donors from the EU and beyond, including £388m from the UK.

Madonna's donation puts her ahead of Estonia and Lithuania, who didn't donate, and the US and Russia who didn't take part.

Because of the UK's recent departure from the EU, Madonna could theoretically step in.

The queen of pop would be well placed to take up our absent spot, given that she lived here for almost a decade whilst married to English director Guy Ritchie.

She even has the British accent down (sort of).

And who's to say the 'mother of reinvention' isn't up for a new, if not slightly bizarre, chapter of her career?

To qualify for full membership status, Madonna would simply have to agree to uphold article two of the Treaty on European Union: upholding "human dignity, freedom, democracy, equality, the rule of law and respect for human rights, including the rights of persons belonging to minorities".

She might also have to rustle up some legislation that she could then whip into line with EU laws.

But if it all proved too much, it's not like she can't leave.

Madgexit anyone?

https://www.indy100.com/article/madonna-eu-member-state-donation-9505311

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Madonna, the newest EU nation. Queen's Only. :gaysia: 

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PartySick

I hate her but you can't deny the power.

A one woman nation.

As long as Free Woman is her national anthem :gayhat:

You're stinky
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shoful

YESSS MY QUEEN :giveup:

"My name is Dita, I'll be your Mistress tonight..."
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DavidLuis198

And people still deny the power of Madonna

I don't know how to write in english
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ice bear

i want to live in madonnaland 

ice heard one side from above
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vixdean
9 minutes ago, ice bear said:

i want to live in madonnaland 

Me too! :heart:

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Bonkers

:applause:

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elijahfan
3 hours ago, ice bear said:

i want to live in madonnaland 

Many men have :reductive:

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Bad Kids

I want to be her fan now, ok, where should I start? :flutter: 

And when you say my name, like white horses on the waves, I think it feels the same, as an ocean in my veins.
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DiskoBaby
12 minutes ago, Bad Kids said:

I want to be her fan now, ok, where should I start? :flutter: 

Her best music is from the 80s so... The Immaculate Collection. 

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vixdean
13 minutes ago, Bad Kids said:

I want to be her fan now, ok, where should I start? :flutter: 

You will find she has one of the most amazing discographies ever. 

Maybe start with Ray of Light, Erotica, and Confessions. They reflect very different sounds and moments in her life and career. You will get hooked straight away. 😊

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42 minutes ago, Bad Kids said:

I want to be her fan now, ok, where should I start? :flutter: 

Literally listen to her albums in order. Don't listen to what anyone else has to say on here because they're wrong lmao. Listening in order is going to allow you to see each change that Madonna has gone through in her lengthy career.

Listen to each album in full, no skips, and just enjoy it. 

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