gag 22,449 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Britney Spears puzzled fans on Instagram on Wednesday when she made the shocking claim that she ran a 100-meter dash in just under six seconds. “Ran my first 5 !!!!” she captioned a screenshot of a stopwatch timer displaying 5.97 seconds. “Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is key …. once I did that I hit 5 !!!!! Usually I run 6 or 7 …. my first try was 9 …. and now I did it whoop !!!!! 100 meter dash.” One user pointed out that Olympian Usain Bolt, who is the current world record holder with 9.58 seconds, “doesn’t even run the 100m this fast.” His record was set at the IAAF Athletics Championship in Berlin in 2009. Spoiler Comrade Spears did that!!! headspin, happiness, DE̤̣A̢̯͔̘T͏͙̗̟̫H̗̙͡ͅ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoxo Craig 55,649 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 She motion-synched to a cheetah End Racism Now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubblegum Bitch 18,934 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Maybe that's 5 minutes or hours? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollardays 3,240 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Britney keeps winning this quarantine era Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danjajr 619 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 It's true. I saw her ran. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyniildisk 12,689 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Can she smash me next? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dramatica 13,311 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Coronavirus really got to her I didn't ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimme More 34,727 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 people really jump at the opportunity to make fun of her #JusticeForBritney ♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 17,016 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 She's just prepping for when people come for her over the communism thing Men are naturally more dominating, aggressive, and logical thinking because we have balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gag 22,449 Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gimme More said: people really jump at the opportunity to make fun of her It's just sort of ridiculous and funny, she'll be fine. Not everyone in the world is out to get an artist. headspin, happiness, DE̤̣A̢̯͔̘T͏͙̗̟̫H̗̙͡ͅ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 73,690 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I ****ing love her so much Wouldn't be surprised if she thought the 100m was in inches chaeri pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepsami 17,533 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Americans and the metric system Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina George 59,387 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Sam (her boyfriend) probably pressed the stop button in the middle of her run just to impress her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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