CEREMONY || Lady Gaga Dark Bops

[DC 25,164]

Deserved higher...

[Bubblegum Bitch 18,934]

Okay, this is a case for FBI now. 

[Jose P 23,341]

1 minute ago, Animal Claws said:

8. Government Hooker

Overall Score: 8,643
Highest Score: 10 @ProjectJoanne @AnalDelGay @Trillion Reasons @Lucas @MrHappy @Hades @GaGaLB @Jose P @Davian @Lazz Monster @Ally Campana @Mirages 

Lowest Score: 5 @FRANK1991 @tdeel325 

COMMENTS

@ProjectJoanne - omg this song is just SOOO amazing, the production is perfect, it could literally come out now and be a hit!

@AnalDelGay- HOOOKAAHHH, yes this song is pure fun and sexxxx

@Ultimecia - Pure insanity, pure Gaga excellence.

@Bjaf- Kind of like Bloody Mary for me: it used to be one of my favorites, but did not age as well as other songs on the album. Still, a banger.

@FRANK1991 - just not into this one

@MaMaMarryTheNight - it’s okay, although I love the enema performance of it, VogueGa slays!!

@Candy Gaga - Any BTW  song to date still sound perfect.

@GaGaAst- Another gem in BTW

@Jose P - Ladies and gentlemen, rise for the anthem of the Slut Union

@Gypsygaga1- I really dont know how to describe this song, just out of this world

@Franch Toast- She’s so naughty, love it! 

@Enzo- When she included it at Enigma, a moment most pleasing to me in my career 

@Smother Em Eh- Another wild and eccentric Gaga song. Welcome to Gagas world. This song is one interesting and wild song with a instrumental that would make Jesus and God want to dance their butts off to. I love this song and it is not short of iconic! 

@Ivy - I love this song 

@Blown Away - A great clash of sounds. The opera beginning, the techno beats and the great pop chorus weirdly sound so well together.

@LVbuttondown- this song could be a hit in any decade! whoever decided to use Peter's voice in this is a genius

Should’ve been top 3 but werk 

[Candy Gaga 5,374]

12 minutes ago, Animal Claws said:

9. Heavy Metal Lover

Overall Score: 8,463

Highest Score: 11 @ProjectJoanne @MANiCURE 6 @PMM @Gypsygaga1 @Mirages

Lowest Score: 0 @onion gurl @Ryusei  

COMMENTS

@ProjectJoanne - so emotional 

@PMM- If this song don't win I will sue you all. I would give this song my kidney even two. This deserve everything. I am so glad that she put this on BTW. 

@AnalDelGay- gimme a mother****ing motorcycle

@Ultimecia - One of my favorite song of all time but, I have to reserve my 11 for Bloody Mary!

@Bjaf - Gorgeous, timeless, dark, sexy, synth-filled beast of a song. I love it because I find that it really stands out in her discography; it’s unique, it can hardly be compared to anything else she’s ever done. But at the same time, in the context of the album, it makes sense.

@FRANK1991 - I can never choose between this song and Scheiße

@MaMaMarryTheNight - BTWB Version slays

@onion gurl - ew

@Candy Gaga - Always hated this .

@GaGaAst- scream vomit dance ****. God this song is everything 

@Jose P - An orgasmic dirty and gritty industrial jam. Sultry, sexy, and slutty.

@Gypsygaga1- Her best song

@Franch Toast - Great beat, and clever lyrics, but I doubt her south is really blonde. We know it's dark brown, Stefani. 

@Enzo - Cindy this is light 

@HeavyCapiLover- I could put this at one but it's not dark enough (like Scheibe or MTN) but remains the best song to have sex to

@Smother Em Eh- A unique and magical song. The instrumental, her soothing raspy vocals and the lyrics are all so Gaga and so intriguing. The song is intriguing and sexy in a haunting way. 

@Ivy -  I love this song. One of my all time top Gaga songs. To me it has a hypnotic and soothing sound

@Blown Away - What an iconic opening line. I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south... She DE-LI-VERED.

@LVbuttondown - the intro is iconic. NOW SCREAMMMMM

Deserved less

[Blown Away 5,218]

Glad GH made it this far 

[Lilmonzter 2,864]

Bloody Mary for the win 

We are not just art for Michelangelo
To carve. He can't rewrite the agro of my furied heart.
I'll wait on mountain tops in Paris cold
J'veux pas mourir toute seule

 

[Jose P 23,341]

Just now, Lilmonzter said:

Bloody Mary for the win 

We are not just art for Michelangelo
To carve. He can't rewrite the agro of my furied heart.
I'll wait on mountain tops in Paris cold
J'veux pas mourir toute seule

 

I really don’t know what else could win tbh 

[Animal Claws 18,618]

7. Monster

Overall Score: 8,915

Highest Score: 11 @Fame Romance @JakubM316@Enzo @SamanthaC

Lowest Score: 5 @czarnyptak @OpenHeartedMonster 

COMMENTS

@ProjectJoanne -  I first heard this in the car with my mom on the way to the Mall Of America 

@AnalDelGay - almost got my 11, gives me imagination for my crush

@Ultimecia- Great song but THANK GOD she changed her mind on making it the lead for TFM.

@Bjaf- Classic bop, TikTok favorite, timeless dark banger.

@FRANK1991- BOP all the way

@MaMaMarryTheNight - somehow I connect my first Gaga concert (Monsterball) with it 

@Candy Gaga - Great song aged a bit but still fresh enough. Chrous is a bit underwhelming tho.

@Gypsygaga1 - The intro, the verses, THAT bridge

@Franch Toast - Love that laugh at the beginning. Very creepy-sounding song. 

@Enzo- Darkest bop if you ask me

@Lilmonzter- great hook but not dark enough

@Smother Em Eh - My top 3 songs on TFM. It could have easily been a single. I love the beat, her vocals and the lyrics. I could only imagine how amazing the visuals of the video would be if it had one. 

@Ivy - I like this song a lot, and I like how the lyrics are ambiguous and can be taken to have multiple meanings

@Blown Away - It was a bop back in 2009, but it has aged quite poorly.

@LVbuttondown - Smash bop that is one of my fav songs by her even though I feel like she is talking about rape.

@ChrisGaga - Soo underraded!! Would have been a huge single!

[Bubblegum Bitch 18,934]

Just now, Lilmonzter said:

Bloody Mary for the win 

We are not just art for Michelangelo
To carve. He can't rewrite the agro of my furied heart.
I'll wait on mountain tops in Paris cold
J'veux pas mourir toute seule

 

 

[MANiCURE 6 10,124]

Just now, Animal Claws said:

@ChrisGaga - Soo underraded!! Would have been a huge single!

this

[Ronk 14,334]

2 minutes ago, Jose P said:

I really don’t know what else could win tbh 

The songs that are left are all so great.

[KubaM316 13,528]

1 minute ago, Animal Claws said:

Highest Score: 11 @Jakub 

I think you have missed something

[Animal Claws 18,618]

We have 6 songs left, which of them will leave the top 5?

Alejandro, Scheiße, Marry The Night, Bloody Mary, Judas or Dance In The Dark?

[DC 25,164]

Just now, Trillion Reasons said:

 

You used the wrong one 

Use MY edit 

 

[Animal Claws 18,618]

Just now, JakubM316 said:

I think you have missed something

M316