Blastertoyo 22,734 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 No because Gaga’s been #1 4 times please enlighten me to death Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppy 7,951 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Buddy said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JusKeepBreathin 19,311 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Did Gaga have a heart attack recently? "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." -Martin Luther King Jr. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twitter 14 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 When I look back on my life It's not that I don't want to see things exactly as they happened It's just that I prefer to remember them in an artistic way And truthfully the lie of it all is much more honest because I invented it Clinical psychology tells us arguably that trauma is the ultimate killer Memories are not recycled like atoms and particles in quantum physics They can be lost forever It's sort of like my past is an unfinished painting And as the artist of that painting I must fill in all the ugly holes And make it beautiful again It's not that I've been dishonest It's just that I loathe reality For example, those nurses They're wearing next season Calvin Klein And so am I And the shoes Custom Giuseppe Zanotti I tipped their gauze caps to the side like Parisian berets Because I think it's romantic And I also believe that mint will be very big in fashion next Spring Check out this nurse on the right She's got a great ass Bam The truth is Back then at the clinic They only wore those funny hats to keep the blood out of their hair And that girl on the left She ordered gummy bears and a knife a couple of hours ago They only gave her the gummy bears I'd wished they'd only given me the gummy bears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mus 7,883 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 28 minutes ago, Twitter said: When I look back on my life It's not that I don't want to see things exactly as they happened It's just that I prefer to remember them in an artistic way And truthfully the lie of it all is much more honest because I invented it Clinical psychology tells us arguably that trauma is the ultimate killer Memories are not recycled like atoms and particles in quantum physics They can be lost forever It's sort of like my past is an unfinished painting And as the artist of that painting I must fill in all the ugly holes And make it beautiful again It's not that I've been dishonest It's just that I loathe reality For example, those nurses They're wearing next season Calvin Klein And so am I And the shoes Custom Giuseppe Zanotti I tipped their gauze caps to the side like Parisian berets Because I think it's romantic And I also believe that mint will be very big in fashion next Spring Check out this nurse on the right She's got a great ass Bam The truth is Back then at the clinic They only wore those funny hats to keep the blood out of their hair And that girl on the left She ordered gummy bears and a knife a couple of hours ago They only gave her the gummy bears I'd wished they'd only given me the gummy bears. You may say "I lost everything" But I still had my Be-Dazzler And I had a lot of patches Shiny ones from M&J Trimming So I wreaked havoc on some old denim And I did what any girl would do I did it all over again What’s in a reverse-warholian expedition? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald 13,841 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Buddy said: this is the best meme I've seen all night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaisHotAF 419 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Did Bernie sing with Tony Bennett? Probably on Grindr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bio 23,538 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Can’t wait for Bernie Labs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 22,881 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 And all they ever wanted was love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 27,734 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Is Cardi B running for Congress? She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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