Chromatislaps 34,562 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Truly, has any vagina ever been as fruitful as Gwyneth Paltrow’s? It has birthed discussions of v4ginal steaming, v4ginal jade eggs, $15,000 dildos, something called “sex dust” and a photo of Gwyneth standing in a giant vagina to advertise some inevitable Netflix documentary/reality TV series crossover. Because Gwyneth no longer has just her head up her v4gina; she has crawled all the way inside. I am torn between suggesting this is a very advanced yoga position accessible only to those who have endless free time to practise, and pointing out this is The Human Centipede, but for extreme narcissists. Let’s go with both. So Gwyneth has made a candle called This Smells Like My V4gina because, well, of course she has. It is priced at a comparatively bargain £58, which was pretty much what the sex dust cost, which makes me think Gwyneth is underpricing her v4gina, really, if she is just selling it for the price of a load of old dust. And I say “was what the sex dust cost” because the sex dust, like the v4gina candle, sold out... more of the article here https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop FAME is shook when will it smell like semen and blood? This article made me cackle, so I thought I'd share it here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letmelivemylife 8,715 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Lol honestly as a lesbian, I find this genius 😂♥️ I love you monsters. I'd be unfixably broken without you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromaticunt 5,529 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 She retired from acting for this. @Franch Toast She literally did though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Biden 5,898 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 genius the str8s will be eating this up I got drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bitch 10,513 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Can Henry Cavill please sell a candle that smells like his d*ck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
not Chromatica 5,393 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 I love this woman. Can't wait for the Goop Netflix doc to come out in 10 days – I just KNOW my life won't be the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood 16,827 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 this is something that Gaga would do back in 2010 luna’s advocate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina George 59,387 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 So it smells like dead fish? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatAsianGuy 2,365 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 4 minutes ago, ReginaGeorge said: So it smells like dead fish? How can you tell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regina George 59,387 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, ThatAsianGuy said: How can you tell? Reliable sources Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franch Toast 25,224 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 35 minutes ago, ThatBinch said: She retired from acting for this. @Franch Toast She literally did though. I know—hence my use of the “sad” emoticon. She/Her/Hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnotyourbabe10 5,995 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 We love a celebrity selling the general public pseudoscience OT: throwback to Gaga describing her perfume as smelling like semen and blood or whatever (sorry, the semen thing was already in the first post hah) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley 54,988 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, August3 said: Can Henry Cavill please sell a candle that smells like his d*ck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock 20,290 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 argh LEGEND who will love me when the night is over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenG 19,908 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 you gheys are a mess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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