Chickens in Malibu 7,873 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Hello, So I was wondering. How do gay couples have children? Do they usually adopt? Do they ask friends to have a baby for them? Or does one of the couple conceives (asexually) with another person? I'm curious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 43,832 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 They steal them off the streets. "****ing rat" - @Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei 61,502 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 **** birth Musery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adarsh Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Adoption and surrogacy. People usually ask someone they know to donate an egg and then conceive through IVF with the help of a surrogate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilmonzter 2,864 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Look for the kindness of fellow lesbians Sing C'est la vie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,366 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 If you are truly in love your body can sense it and it grows a womb inside the asshole so one of you can get pregnant and then sh.it the baby out 8 months later (gay babies grow faster because mens bodies are stronger) and usually it's the stronger of the two who grows the womb so I'm sorry to all the masc tops but you're gonna have to do the baby growing I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOLANTIS 16,504 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Rumpelstiltskin usually does the trick. I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 43,832 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 13 minutes ago, Helxig said: If you are truly in love your body can sense it and it grows a womb inside the asshole so one of you can get pregnant and then sh.it the baby out 8 months later (gay babies grow faster because mens bodies are stronger) and usually it's the stronger of the two who grows the womb so I'm sorry to all the masc tops but you're gonna have to do the baby growing yes this happened 2 me the other day - was quite the experience "****ing rat" - @Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,366 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Just now, Mer Boy said: yes this happened 2 me the other day - was quite the experience Omg congratulations! You are now ready to have a gay baby! It will grow out the back so lying down will be difficult. Remember to do your exercises during your pregnancy so you don't tear from A - B when you give birth. And no eating PrEP during the first trimester. I know the gays love eating their PrEP but it's only a couple months. Good luck! Also your baby will be gay too and if it isn't just kick it out of home at 16 when it comes out as straight. I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 117,118 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 From what I learn from Biology class, you need to be inseminated with seeds for that to happen. So, the answer is, ask your man to Home Depot or Lowe’s to get seeds and so he can seed you with it??? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,366 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, RAMROD said: From what I learn from Biology class, you need to be inseminated with seeds for that to happen. So, the answer is, ask your man to Home Depot or Lowe’s to get seeds and so he can seed you with it??? You just told OP to put seeds up his butt I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 43,832 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Helxig said: You just told OP to put seeds up his butt Is that really a surprise? I mean his username is literally @RAMROD. "****ing rat" - @Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde 14,857 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 we summon them from the 7th circle of hell every 17 years during saint jhon's eve with the help of fellow trans and lesbian witches Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoxo Craig 55,649 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 26 minutes ago, Helxig said: If you are truly in love your body can sense it and it grows a womb inside the asshole so one of you can get pregnant and then sh.it the baby out 8 months later (gay babies grow faster because mens bodies are stronger) and usually it's the stronger of the two who grows the womb so I'm sorry to all the masc tops but you're gonna have to do the baby growing 48 minutes ago, Mer Boy said: They steal them off the streets. I thought amazon prime delivered them by drone? End Racism Now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 117,118 Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Helxig said: You just told OP to put seeds up his butt 2 minutes ago, Mer Boy said: Is that really a surprise? I mean his username is literally @RAMROD. Yes. It is the entrance to the stomach, I think. Doesn’t baby came out from there? If all else is fail, he can try another, more traditional, method. By mixing sugar, spice, and everything nice together. And do the same as with seeds. Also, what about my name? It is an innocent name. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ ᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈ ᵉⁿᵉᵐʸ (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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