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[Enzo 37,977]

Just now, SamanthaC said:

#18

Childhood Piano (1990 - ) 

Rate: 6.885

Designer: Everett Piano Co.

Submitted by: @rumours

 

Highest Rater: @rumours (11)

Lowest Raters: @the Devil of Pop, @Mikolaj (2)

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@rumours The childhood piano which molded the once ordinary WASP child into a full-blown, meatball-making, chicken-killing Italian is the true winner. According to the WHO, this piano is responsible for saving 73% of gheys by laying the groundwork for bop formation (Germonatta & Warhol, 2008). Also, Oprah apparently approves as well given the picture. AN ICON. A LEGEND. THE INFANT PIANO CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED!

@gagaschickens a classic. without her, we wouldnt have our gaga piano bops

@Enzo Who submitted this one? Ksksks

@A HybridIt’s cute I guess?

@DiamondAngel The one that started it all... but also the most boring. 5 points for sentimental value

@Glamourpuss How could I vote this low. It's her first piano and what set her on her path to stardom. ❤️

@the Devil of Pop I feel like a savage for low rating baby Gagz. I will light my Alejandro candles and say 10 Bloody Marys for redemption But the piano itself though! It's no good! You just know it was untuned and had dead spots just like my grandma's upright piano

@DonatellaPop Cute! An iconic moment for Gaga and the monsters!

@Davian This picture is so cute <3 But of course it’s not gonna compare to other piano’s here...

@ARTPOP2 the piano that started it all 😍 imma be pissed at people giving it less than ten

@Twitter Deserves a 10 by default. Its what made her the woman she is today.

What even was this one? Ksksks

[Animal Claws 18,595]

1 minute ago, Enzo said:

What even was this one? Ksksks

It was one of her best pianos... Right, Enzo? The first that started everything...

Our pure queen @rumours chose that 

[SharkmanthaC 105,165]

#17

Arm Piano - Grammys (January 31, 2010) 

Rate: 7.223

Designed by: Terence Koh

Submitted by: @Glamourpuss

 

Highest Rater: @DiamondAngel (11)

Lowest Raters: @OpenHeartedMonster, @mxnster (4)

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@rumours 

 

 

@gagaschickens kind of creepy, really pretty tho.

@Enzo Looks ugly oops

@A Hybrid Ehhh, not something I dig except for the creepiness.

@DiamondAngel Iconic performance, iconic symbol. Monster paw for life.

@the Devil of PopJust... legendary... amazing... brilliant... etc. The terrifying thrusting men's zombie arms and soot smearing their faces adds an apocalyptic Goth sensibility to this performance by two of the most glittery, flamboyant gems in pop music

@Lazz Monster i never got the arms

@ARTPOP2 truly a moment, I love it a lot, I would've given it more, but there are much better pianos, compared to them it's just a regular piano with arms attached to it

@Twitter No comment.

[SharkmanthaC 105,165]

3 minutes ago, Enzo said:

What even was this one? Ksksks

It's basically the whole reason this site exists. 

[SharkmanthaC 105,165]

I'm just now seeing the video @rumours left in the comments and I'm dying. 

[Enzo 37,977]

2 minutes ago, SamanthaC said:

Highest Rater: @DiamondAngel (11)

 

[Enzo 37,977]

1 minute ago, SamanthaC said:

It's basically the whole reason this site exists. 

I'm sure she would've had another tho 

[SharkmanthaC 105,165]

#16

High Heel Piano - Oprah (May 5, 2011) 

Rate: 7.235

Designed by: Natali Germonotta

Submitted by: @Lazz Monster 

Highest Raters: @Animal Claws, @A Hybrid, @mamo, @KatieJudasGaga4 (10)

Lowest Rater: @Glamourpuss (1)

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@rumours I don't see a red bottom to that shoe. -12

@gagaschickens the shoe itself is pretty but as a piano it doesn't work out. sorry natali

@Enzo I live for this one, even though it looks cheap

@A Hybrid This is just wonderful. The craftsmanship jumped out.

@DiamondAngel Cool concept but not very pretty to look at

@the Devil of PopSo memorable, not quite as scary as the Dali piano! The golden wire texture was really luxurious looking!

@ARTPOP2 ok I guess, I don't feel like it fits the performance, it's just a shoe for the sake of being a shoe

@Twitter Love this! Wish it would have been on more performances.

@Nuggets Okay, this piano looks bad. It seems like it's made out of hair which is definetely not a good look. Sorry but this is not it...

[Nuggets 14,136]

2 minutes ago, Enzo said:

I'm sure she would've had another tho 

They would've gifted her a similar piano though. I can't picture her parents gifting a piano with arms on top of it or one that catches fire while you play it to a 5 year old kid 

[A Hybrid 10,959]

Uhm, why is this so low? Hi btw 

[SharkmanthaC 105,165]

#15

360° Piano - Many Places (2014 - ) 

Rate: 7.458

Designed/Invented by: Brockett Parsons

Submitted by: @Curunir

Highest Raters: @gagaschickens, @OpenHeartedMonster, @mxnster, @Curunir @Nuggets (10)

Lowest Rater: @Twitter (2.5)

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@rumours The only upside is the circular piano is helping showcase a tragic wig that the garbage men can come throw away later.

@gagaschickens  AmAzInG. but how many people would this take to play?

@Enzo How does this work tho? 

@DiamondAngel Cool, but not as flashy as some of her others. 

@the Devil of Pop This piano is so badass! But it's always in the back seat for her keyboardist. Let's see Gaga get a fully Gagafied ringer for a one-off festival or TV performance!

@ARTPOP2 this didn't have to be here

@Twitter We haven’t seen Gaga play on these (except Enigma) its normally used by her band/team and its basic.

[Enzo 37,977]

As I said 

Looks cheap 

[Enzo 37,977]

Why so many 10s?

[SharkmanthaC 105,165]

Incase anyone wants to read more about the 360 piano (invented by Gaga's keyboardist):

https://www.boredpanda.com/piano-arc-circular-keyboard-brockett-parsons/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

[A Hybrid 10,959]

Not even a piano, y’all did the grand pianos dirty