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#FartGate Rep Swalwell accused of ripping massive fart on live TV


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As the clip of Swalwell quickly circulated on the internet, some began to speculate that the California representative was the one behind the loud flatulence.

But in a text to BuzzFeed News on Monday night, Swalwell denied having anything to do with it.

"It was not me!!!!!" he wrote. "Ha. And I didn't hear it when I was speaking."

The show later tried to explain the sound on Twitter saying it was all a "mug scraping across the desk."

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/addybaird/eric-swalwell-denies-fart-msnbc-chris-matthews

 

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ItsTommyBitch

The fact that this was even a thing when Donald Trump is going to get away with committing bribery/extortion, witness intimidation, and much more and be canonized by the Republican Parties as "the best president America ever had" reminds me that I should have no faith in America or American politics.

 

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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If it was a mug, why did he pause what he was saying and shift around like he was forcefully pushing out a fart?

Either way, execute him by firing squad. :ohwell:

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The world is wrong tonight and I wanna get off this strange carousel ride. 

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derpmonster

I- :air:

We knew this site had a fart fetish but now the whole world... The world has gone mad today

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Lion Heart

Swalwell has been a loud voice in the continual push for the impeachment of President Trump. Today, he pushed a big ****ing fart out of his goddamned butt on live international TV.

Swalwell was appearing live on MSNBC with Hardball host Chris Matthews when the offending, ripcord-like fart took place.

That’s a fart, brother. That’s an honest-to-god Congressional fart on live goddamned TV.

My dude even pauses mid-sentence to squeeze it out. He visibly clenches. Old mate rocks forward onto the balls of his toes to push that bad boy out into the world. And he just continues his train of thought without even so much as blinking.

That’s the mark of a pro. You simply cannot teach that.

That’s not doctored footage either. Multiple social media types caught the moment and have been flooding the TL with various astounded reactions. Much like Swalwell’s pants are now flooded with ass gas.

:toofunny: 

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derpmonster

Ryan Saavedra is a... not great person though. :awkney:

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NightStar
6 minutes ago, derpmonster said:

I- :air:

We knew this site had a fart fetish but now the whole world... The world has gone mad today

ex freaking cuse me :interestinga:

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derpmonster
Just now, NightStar said:

ex freaking cuse me :interestinga:

Feeling called out or what? :ohwell:

Just search "fart" on this site and you'll find MASSIVE amounts of content just like Swalwell's fart.

It used to be @ViviLittleM, then @Economy, then someone else who claimed they liked their farts :air:

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HeavyyMetalVenuss

ok what is it with the weirdest threads being posted tonight :laughga: i should be in bed for school in 3 hours but here i am, questioning if i’m hallucinating all of this

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