Lion Heart 15,041 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 As the clip of Swalwell quickly circulated on the internet, some began to speculate that the California representative was the one behind the loud flatulence. But in a text to BuzzFeed News on Monday night, Swalwell denied having anything to do with it. "It was not me!!!!!" he wrote. "Ha. And I didn't hear it when I was speaking." The show later tried to explain the sound on Twitter saying it was all a "mug scraping across the desk." https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/addybaird/eric-swalwell-denies-fart-msnbc-chris-matthews ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 The fact that this was even a thing when Donald Trump is going to get away with committing bribery/extortion, witness intimidation, and much more and be canonized by the Republican Parties as "the best president America ever had" reminds me that I should have no faith in America or American politics. 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracious Gaga 17,163 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 yikes ♥ Kindness Police. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife 7,080 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 If it was a mug, why did he pause what he was saying and shift around like he was forcefully pushing out a fart? Either way, execute him by firing squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion Heart 15,041 Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeka 12,372 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 The world is wrong tonight and I wanna get off this strange carousel ride. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Prince 109,682 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Little Buttigiegers will say Pete's farts smell like roses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
derpmonster 22,412 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I- We knew this site had a fart fetish but now the whole world... The world has gone mad today Check out iTunes data & graphs at CHARTPOP.live Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion Heart 15,041 Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 Swalwell has been a loud voice in the continual push for the impeachment of President Trump. Today, he pushed a big ****ing fart out of his goddamned butt on live international TV. Swalwell was appearing live on MSNBC with Hardball host Chris Matthews when the offending, ripcord-like fart took place. That’s a fart, brother. That’s an honest-to-god Congressional fart on live goddamned TV. My dude even pauses mid-sentence to squeeze it out. He visibly clenches. Old mate rocks forward onto the balls of his toes to push that bad boy out into the world. And he just continues his train of thought without even so much as blinking. That’s the mark of a pro. You simply cannot teach that. That’s not doctored footage either. Multiple social media types caught the moment and have been flooding the TL with various astounded reactions. Much like Swalwell’s pants are now flooded with ass gas. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Hasn't the ozone layer been through enough already? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
derpmonster 22,412 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Ryan Saavedra is a... not great person though. Check out iTunes data & graphs at CHARTPOP.live Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightStar 313 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, derpmonster said: I- We knew this site had a fart fetish but now the whole world... The world has gone mad today ex freaking cuse me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
derpmonster 22,412 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Just now, NightStar said: ex freaking cuse me Feeling called out or what? Just search "fart" on this site and you'll find MASSIVE amounts of content just like Swalwell's fart. It used to be @ViviLittleM, then @Economy, then someone else who claimed they liked their farts Check out iTunes data & graphs at CHARTPOP.live Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 ok what is it with the weirdest threads being posted tonight i should be in bed for school in 3 hours but here i am, questioning if i’m hallucinating all of this Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomsches 17,550 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 People who fart are not fit to be the leader of the free world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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