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2 minutes ago, Iza Kisio said:

Please, stop it. Pretty obvious it won't lead us to nowhere

It will lead her to the toilets though :derpga:

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25 minutes ago, Sanne Godijn said:

Well then i gues she wont be needing any trumpet players tonight :lmao:

sksksksksksks instead of "Brian Newman!" she says "Chinese broccoli!" and puts the mic to her a$$ :diane:

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MonsterMom

Imagine being front row at J&P tonight and smelling her farts :nooo: :sharon:. Why is that not on the 100 things to do before you die list :oprah:?

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22 minutes ago, MonsterMom said:

Imagine being front row at J&P tonight and smelling her farts :nooo: :sharon:. Why is that not on the 100 things to do before you die list :oprah:?

@MonsterMom at J & P tonight....

World Rugby Sport GIF by Rugby World Cupfart GIFit smells so good chris pratt GIF by Team Coco

 

She's married to me but her heart belongs to Gaga
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3 minutes ago, MonsterMom said:

Imagine being front row at J&P tonight and smelling her farts :nooo: :sharon:

Electric hand fan is obligatory item tonight.

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Franch Toast

That's it, when I come to Vegas in December, I'm taking her out for dim sum in Chinatown, where we will eat as much Chinese broccoli as she wants. Glad to see she has great taste in vegetables! 

chinese food zhong guo cai GIF

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Is anyone keeping track of the first letter of each tweet? Or like the words? It has to mean something :air:

What’s in a reverse-warholian expedition?
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And now we have the reason (gas) if her tummy is a little large tonight.

Rhymes ... that's why the baby is a fart.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, LeftoverPasta said:

@MonsterMom at J & P tonight....

World Rugby Sport GIF by Rugby World Cupfart GIFit smells so good chris pratt GIF by Team Coco

 

Gaga will be singing (to the tune of "Monster")

"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart.
"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart.
"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart.
"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart."

...instead of... "He ate my heart"

She's married to me but her heart belongs to Gaga
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1 minute ago, LeftoverPasta said:

Gaga will be singing (to the tune of "Monster")

"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart.
"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart.
"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart.
"She ate my fart, she a-a-ate my fart."

...instead of... "He ate my heart"

:interestinga:

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We love a quirky and relatable queen :enigma:

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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