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HotLikeMexico
34 minutes ago, The13thNote said:

GAGA: The Theme Park

OR

Enigma. The Park. 

With a ride called The Disco Stick

Imagine being able to say you actually took a ride on the Disco Stick. :ladyhaha:

 

If Dolly can have Dollywood why can't Gaga have a post millenial intergalactic theme park where the rides are inspired by her hits????

The Edge of Glory... A ride that takes you to the edge of a cliff and you fly off landing in a Yüyi mermaid pool.

The Shallow. A ride where you dive into/underneath the waters. 

Marry the Night. A ride that faces directly up at the sky at night and you clunk giant glowing neon wedding bells at the top.

The Electric Chapel. A twisting spiraling ride that zips through a cathedral's flying buttresses and vaulted ceilings. 

Poker Face. A giant massive Russian Roulette style table that uses inertia to send you against the walls, followed by the floor dropping you into a pool/massive trampoline.

Applause. The louder you scream, the faster the riders can make the ride move. The first ever sound/audience operated ride in the world. 

The Paparazzi Maze. A multi leveled red carpeted maze made out of interactive wall screens. Get the most selfies/challenges from different rooms in the time...win a prize. Think "Pop Cultural Gladiator".

The Vessel. The centerplace of Enigma: The Park. Where stores (Haus Labs), bars (The Bitter End South), restaurants( Joanne Trattoria at Enigma, ArtBird at Enigma), galleries, and Gaga's famous outfits will be transfered after her Vegas show. 

The Disco Stick. A super fast musical ride that glows and shoots around the park. Take a ride on the disco stick. 

There also will be Born This Way buses that ride around the park for kids to talk about embracing youth empowerment. The theme of the park would be "Be Fearless. Be Brave. Be Free."

Take my coins Orlando. Take my coins. 

 

The Edge of Glory ride should instead be called the “You and I” ride cause y’all know what happened with that music video when it was released. :ohwell:

 

Or or better yet it should be created after the park opens and they’ll hype it up as this mermaid ride, and when you go there, turns out the ads and promo lied, and it ends up just being a walk through on a fire escape. 

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Didymus
Just now, HotLikeMexico said:

Or or better yet it should be created after the park opens and they’ll hype it up as this mermaid ride, and when you go there, turns out the ads and promo lied, and it ends up just being a walk through on a fire escape. 

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You guys are amazing.

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MonsterMom

They could have a shop called ManiCure where you could get made over with Haus Lab products, get temporary tattoos that look like Gaga’s and get hair bows put in your hair 

or get clown makeup put on 

ariana grande makeup GIF

 

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Renie

This is the greatest idea ever!!

A John Wayne horse themed ride!

I Like it Rough can be a roller coaster thats just crazy and jostles you around like crazy the whole time!

Venis can be a deep space immersion roller coaster!

What kind of ride should partynauseous be?!:ladyhaha:

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Didymus
3 minutes ago, Renie said:

What kind of ride should partynauseous be?!:ladyhaha:

Maybe it's a seminar where we can train to vomit like Millie :laughga: 

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HotLikeMexico
4 minutes ago, Renie said:

This is the greatest idea ever!!

A John Wayne horse themed ride!

I Like it Rough can be a roller coaster thats just crazy and jostles you around like crazy the whole time!

Venis can be a deep space immersion roller coaster!

What kind of ride should partynauseous be?!:ladyhaha:

lady gaga GIFJohn Wayne is problematic af. Cancel ha. 

 

(Jk. The SJW are gonna come for me)

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MonsterMom

They could have shirts that say

”Team Luc”

”Team Taylor”

“Team Cooper”

or

“Team Carino...just kidding” :ladyhaha:

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The13thNote
3 minutes ago, Renie said:

 

What kind of ride should partynauseous be?!:ladyhaha:

You walked into a room with nothing but stems playing, they give you a bottle of Jameson, spin you around 8 times, and hand you a voucher for a Soundcloud Premium account.  

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Renie

And have a Gypsy Land like Epcot where you can visit little worlds that take you to all the places mentioned in the song! 

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MonsterMom
Just now, Didymus said:

Maybe it's a seminar where we can train to vomit like Millie :laughga: 

jamie kennedy holy shit GIF

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Renie
1 minute ago, Didymus said:

Maybe it's a seminar where we can train to vomit like Millie :laughga: 

:ladyhaha: 

Dont forget a swine mechanical bull ride!

oh and one where you can jump off a roof like he Super Bowl!!

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The13thNote
1 minute ago, MonsterMom said:

They could have shirts that say

”Team Luc”

”Team Taylor”

“Team Cooper”

or

“Team Carino...just kidding” :ladyhaha:

OMG. :saladga:

the sad fact it would probably sell tho. :selena:

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AntonTurnItUp

The LG6 Ride: a roller coaster that will always be under construction and will never open to the public! :poot:

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