If LG6 was a “belch and flatulence” album, would you buy it

[caulixtla 2,170]

If LG6 (Lady Gaga’s next album) came out and was a “party joke” album with nothing but the sounds of Lady Gaga’s flatulence (farts) and her burping in to the microphone, would you still buy the album?

It would be easy enough for Lady Gaga to make: She would just have to eat a lot of beans and drink some soda. She would then, once the gases built up, burp and pass gas in to the microphone (As a musician and producer, something cheap like a Shure SM57 would get the job done nicely). Once done, Viola: LG6! The party gas sound album!

As an extra bonus, Gaga can also sell the smelly microphone used to record all of the album’s sounds to raise funds for the Born This Way Foundation. I know some of you would put that microphone on an altar! I know I would so buy that microphone...well, maybe not.

 

[BOMSHELL 2,708]

[Davian 44,859]

[uo111 5,201]

That would define the next ten years of music.

PLEASE GAGA, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[Zander 14,817]

My FARTPOP could mean anything.

 

[BgRaEgTaT 1,526]

[Maleficent 6]

I want to know how you achieved such state of mental inhibition that prompted you not only to think of LG6 = Farts, but to also write a thread about it

[Schizophonic 5,188]

it really is about damn time for her to release something before this fanbase gets insane.

[Biggest Fan 988]

hey kid slow down on the joints 

 

[Bradley 54,952]

Yes, she could collab with Bradley and have a burping contest.

Coming for their second Best Pop Duo/Group Performance Grammy.

[ELECTROHEART 6,428]

Omg yes, it would be so innovative and @Ikonik ()

[Siena 4,879]

thank god gaga doesn't check ggd anymore 

[M i K E Y 5,573]

Free my mind FARTPOP 

[Poissonche 12,365]

Would still be better than most pop music nowadays

[TimisaMonster 31,073]

If we dont get anything tomorrow at that concert...