Gohan 16,366 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Sincerity queen  3rd question "I wanted to fart at first but then I realized a poop was coming also, so I had to hold it for as long as the show was over. It was an hour of holding it"  tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei 61,036 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 "held a poop for 1 on tour" Â Also wow gurl... those glute workouts sure were worth it then Musery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepsami 18,747 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 They were right when they said being relatable makes you successful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan 16,366 Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 Just now, Ryusei said: "held a poop for 1 on tour"  Also wow gurl... those glute workouts sure were worth it then I was still laughing while creating the topic  It showed "Anita held a poop for I (me) on tour  tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateToCult 40,895 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 I once held a sh*t from Portland to Seattle. She ain’t special. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoful 13,304 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 From the title I thought you meant an entire tour, and I was like...... how is this bitch alive "My name is Dita, I'll be your Mistress tonight..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakob 6,049 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 braver than the marines Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnnamedArtist 3,559 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Anitta, my little girl, thanks for sharing your **** story, you’re so brave. #ScheißeShitParty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 115,215 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Can you imagine if she released her poop while twerking on the crowd? meme worthy, the internet would explode, her career would rise, #1 for 20 consecutive weeks but no she had to hold it So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustinTrudeau 2,419 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 My brain misinterpreted "hold/held"... It means that you hold it so you don't poop out... Spoiler But I thought she pooped secretly and had to hold it on stage with one of her hands. I thought it was super gross until I reread the OP. Time to smack myself awake. I fell down the stairs once as an actor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
That J 12,166 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 I really miss the mystery of the pop star. Now I literally know their bathroom schedules. Too much information! The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelusionalGaga 29,578 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, River said: Can you imagine if she released her poop while twerking on the crowd? meme worthy, the internet would explode, her career would rise, #1 for 20 consecutive weeks but no she had to hold it Shakira is so much ahead of her, in that respect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan 20,725 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Fergie is shook. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 115,215 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 minute ago, DelusionalGaga said: Shakira is so much ahead of her, in that respect the one who made it is genius and needs to get a noble prize for piss So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Economy 49,377 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Omg at work when I gotta go and someone is using the stall I can barely hold 10 minutes  Imagine Adele (who claims she got stomach aches and diarrhea from stage fright) who wears a dress where stuff can slide easily...  A fart that turned out to be something else on stage in front of everyone. That would be worse than Bradley (ak Jackson) peeing his pants Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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