What are your favorite quotes from critics’ album reviews?

[BUtterfield 8 41,308]

I’ll start:

Cher's not proved herself nimble enough to be more than roadkill beneath its wheels

Cher Lloyd - sticks + stones review by the observer 

[Madam Margolyes 7,783]

This born this way review by tiny mix tapes

Iconic

Spoiler

Thus, consider the score of zero recorded above to be nothing less than a symbol of my great respect for the MONSTER CLASS that represents, as in all matters of national art, the final court of appeal. Nothing less than this zero — this immensely empty ought — could encircle their passion and commitment, in all its varied forms, and nothing less than this zero could do justice to the lack of judgment and discernment upon which true democracy is founded and defined. Beyond all else, perhaps, think of this zero as the massive bedazzled orifice out of which our heroine has spawned a new era of popular culture. Think of it as a great American goose egg out of which now emerges a brave, new super-race of rebel losers, all howling together, “I was born with my freedom/ Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom,” all full-grown men and women with their paws in the air, covered in nothing but goo and glitter, glitter, glitter.

 

[KatieJudasGaga4 67,907]

"Hmm, I just can't get into Lady Gaga's voice. It's kind of grating for me, it ruined the movie"

"Ahh, her voice ruined the soundtrack for me. Couldn't they get a singer with a more pleasant voice to sing? -_-"

 

Their highest rating album is Rebel Heart...