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Cringiest Remixes You've Ever Heard?


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What are some of the cringiest remixes you've ever heard?

The top one for me is Luke Slater's Filtered Mix of Madonna's "The Power of Good-Bye." Her vocals are so distorted that they sound terrible, her singing doesn't match up with the tempo of the music, and it sounds like there's a damn cowbell ringing.

 

Another one is yet another Luke Slater remix of the song. It's literally just 8 minutes of Madonna singing "freedom come" over electronic beats. Even Asia (wtf is she doing there?) looks bored.

 

 

What are yours?

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derpmonster

Madonna looks pretty in the first thumbnail. No shade; I've never seen stripped down early Madonna. 

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Magneto

I don't really like remixes in general tbh, but I especially cringe at club remixes of ballads

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Batwings
4 minutes ago, derpmonster said:

Madonna looks pretty in the first thumbnail. No shade; I've never seen stripped down early Madonna. 

Madonna's lewks were basically flawless during the Ray of Light era. Absolutely stunning.

 

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derpmonster
4 minutes ago, Batwings said:

Madonna's lewks were basically flawless during the Ray of Light era. Absolutely stunning.

 

Other than the actual album cover :laughga:

ray-of-light.jpg

 

That angle of her eyes makes it look like she can't decide if she wants to f*ck you or kill you and eat your remains :selena:

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1 minute ago, derpmonster said:

Other than the actual album cover :laughga:

ray-of-light.jpg

 

That angle makes it look like she can't decide if she wants to f*ck you or kill you and eat your remains :selena:

That's probably my favorite album cover of hers.  :laughga:

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3 minutes ago, GhettoFabulous said:

The shallow/Judas thing was pretty shallow.....:awkney: and that MR remix Gaga likes like girlll....

Andrelli remix? It's not that bad. I like it. 

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Original Diva
52 minutes ago, derpmonster said:

Andrelli remix? It's not that bad. I like it. 

i liked it too... i dont know what they're on about

excuse me no
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1 hour ago, derpmonster said:

Andrelli remix? It's not that bad. I like it. 

 

18 minutes ago, Original Diva said:

i liked it too... i dont know what they're on about

I actually like it too. If you're going to shade a Gaga remix, at least shade the TIHTY remixes. Like, who's going to be up in the club all like, "OOOH, DIS DAT NEW GAGA BOP ABOUT RAPE! [pops bussy]"

 

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15 minutes ago, Batwings said:

 

I actually like it too. If you're going to shade a Gaga remix, at least shade the TIHTY remixes. Like, who's going to be up in the club all like, "OOOH, DIS DAT NEW GAGA BOP ABOUT RAPE! [pops bussy]"

 

Surely you'd bop to Swine

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4 minutes ago, ARealWildMan said:

Surely you'd bop to Swine

True, but the difference for me is that Swine is metaphorical and was intentionally written to be a dark dance anthem, much like Dance in the Dark. TIHTY is a literal ballad that is explicitly about rape that was made into dance remixes by other people.

 

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